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It was 2:45 in the morning, and Justin Dale Little Jim decided he was going to some get action by any means necessary.
So the 28-year old broke the glass door at the MVP Late Night sex shop in Woodbridge, Virginia, grabbed himself a blow-up doll, and took her into a dark closet where he "attempted sexual relations."
Is that embarrassing, or what? I mean what are you going to say to your cell mates, "yeah, I was chased down by a cop on a golf cart?! " That's the way it goes for 25 yr old Jeremiah Ellarius Haynes, who was running from police in Florida. Haynes, who was wanted on battery charges, led police on a 1.8 mile chase before he was caught.
My favorite 4th of July memory has absolutely nothing to do with fireworks, ice cream, the American flag, parades, etc. It doesn't have anything to do with family or friends, BBQ's or Booze either. My favorite 4th of July memory has to do with attempted shoplifting.
With special emphasis on the word attempted.
Mmmm...bacon. Delicious, mouth-watering bacon. Okay, I know it's pretty popular. It seems like it's on everything these days, right? I like it okay, but its not at the top of my list of must-haves, especially since the doctor told me I need to watch my cholesterol. But for a 9 yr old Pennsylvania boy, a beef over bacon was what sent his grandmother to jail.
I've been in radio for quite some time, and let me tell you this industry attracts some, shall we say 'quirky' individuals. Keep in mind, most of us couldn't hold down a 'real' job, and that's why we're here. So when I read the story about a radio guy in Florida being arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, I didn't think that much about it. Let's face it, in radio it's just not that surprising. Then I realized that it happened in Florida. Florida- the sunshine state, where most of the dumb criminals and weird news stories seem to some from lately. So, when you take someone that works in a profession that attracts weirdos (excepting me, of course), and put them in a state where weird behavior is commonplace, hilarity is bound to ensue.
For his 58th birthday, Florida resident James Taylor (no relation to the singer) drank 48 beers.
It takes money to make money. That old adage applies even to those on the wrong side of the law.
A robber in Fort Lauderdale, Florida had to buy a pack of gum in order to get a cash register to open when he tried to hold up a discount store earlier this month.
2 Michigan brainiacs apparently didn't get either the 'no smoking near gasoline', or the 'use caution when transporting gasoline' memos, and put themselves in the running for a Darwin Award, when they set their van on fire. Fortunately for them, the incident occurred across the street from a fire station.
If some D-bad photographer slides under the stall door while Britney Spears is dropping a deuce...tough. She made $30 million last year, making people want to slide under the stall door.
Don't come crying to me.
Floor plans and diagrams of a celebrity's house is a bold new step in this "fame" thing though.
Especially if the two guys obtaining them plan to murder you with SWORDS!!!
We’ve all updated our Facebook and Twitter accounts with messages we’ve later regretted, but most of the time they’re completely legal. Such wasn’t the case for 20-year-old Eley London, a mother from Philadelphia who told Facebook she’d “pay a stack” for someone to kill her baby’s father.
Hey, these are tough times, so even the boogeyman, long known for his work scaring little kids, has had to take a second job.
A Florida man who crashed his motorcycle and is accused of being drunk at the time told police the boogeyman was responsible for the crash.
Some women carry gum or mints in their purse. Marie Chester carries dinner for a big family.
Police in Fort Pierce, Florida arrested the 40-year-old woman last week for shoplifting six full racks of ribs and two packs of oxtails from a supermarket. Somehow, she carried out the food in her pocketbook. The items she took were worth $57.60.
