Woman Jumps From Roof of Gas Station….Gets Airlifted to the Hospital

It just be raining dumb bitches in Angleton, TX. The small town of roughly 30,000 people is the county seat of Brazoria County....and just so happens to be where I grew up.

A 21-year-old woman traveling with her parents was airlifted to a Houston hospital after jumping from the roof of a gas station Sunday afternoon, police said.

Her parents are in shock and have no idea why she jumped.

The woman, whose name authorities did not release, was traveling with her parents from Houston when they stopped at the Buc-ees at the corner of Highway 288 and Highway 35 about 4:30 p.m. She was able to get onto the roof of the business while her parents were in the restroom and jumped feet first onto her father’s pickup.

The woman went by medical helicopter to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston as a precaution. Police did not know the extent of her injuries or whether she had been conscious at the scene.

Police said they didn't suspect drugs or alcohol.....I call bullshit. But, if this is the way we're getting rid of stupid people nowadays, next time ma'am may I suggest you go head first...