UPDATED: 2:08 P.M. MAY 11 -- The Van Zandt County City Marshal has confirmed multiple deaths after a tornado hit the town of Van late Sunday night, KLTV is reporting.
But here's your winner, hands down. "Hey, excuse me...Can you help me? Let me get your opinion. Does this rag smell like chloraform?" Only Willem Dafoe could make that one any creepier.