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Never Bang Your Unicorn — The [Fairer Se]X Files

Jackie Mancini — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:00:23 +0000

The kind of unicorn I’m talking about may not have a horn and a mane, but it’s definitely a mythical creature. The first time I ever heard the term “unicorn,” I was living in Richmond, VA and in the midst of an epic, post-breakup bender. On a barstool in a dive called Mojo’s, I was [...]

North Korea Confirms the Existence of Unicorns

Donald Deane — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 23:42:50 +0000

In news that will delight fans of mythical creatures everywhere, North Korea claims to have found the burial site of a unicorn supposedly ridden by King Dongmyeong, the founding monarch of the ancient kingdom of Goguryeo. No word yet on when the Communist dictatorship expects to confirm the existence of Bigfoot or little green men.