KLUB 106.9 The Rock » shoplifting http://1069therock.com The Best Classic Rock & The Best New Rock Sun, 19 May 2013 04:06:19 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 Newlywed Couple Steals Food for Reception, Ranks as Dumbasses of the Day http://1069therock.com/newlywed-couple-steals-food-for-reception-ranks-as-dumbasses-of-the-day/ http://1069therock.com/newlywed-couple-steals-food-for-reception-ranks-as-dumbasses-of-the-day/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:58:09 +0000 Adam West http://1069therock.com/?p=10260 Marriage. When a couple in love makes a sacred vow to love, honor, and cherish each other for the rest of their lives. The Wedding reception. A celebration of the event with friends and family. But when the loving couple tries to shoplift over $1,000 worth of merchandise for the reception, the marriage is probably not getting off on the right foot.

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With special emphasis on the word attempted.

]]> http://1069therock.com/my-favorite-4th-of-july-memory/feed/ 0 Courtesy of www.thefrisky.com Woman Steals Racks of Ribs and Oxtails in Her Purse http://1069therock.com/woman-steals-racks-of-ribs-and-oxtails-in-her-purse/ http://1069therock.com/woman-steals-racks-of-ribs-and-oxtails-in-her-purse/#comments Wed, 15 Jun 2011 11:30:50 +0000 Drew Weisholtz http://tsminteractive.com/?p=16925 Some women carry gum or mints in their purse. Marie Chester carries dinner for a big family.

Police in Fort Pierce, Florida arrested the 40-year-old woman last week for shoplifting six full racks of ribs and two packs of oxtails from a supermarket. Somehow, she carried out the food in her pocketbook. The items she took were worth $57.60.

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