sex doll

It is not unusual to find the corpse of a woman doing the infamous hooker front float in the lakes, rivers and seas of Istanbul. But when that corpse turns out to be an abandoned inflatable sex doll, that is a strange day, my friends. That’s what happened earlier this week when a Turkish rescue squad was dispatched to the shores of the Black Sea after police received several distress calls from so

Of course, a sexual offender can look like many things. But this guy is classic. I bet he drives a non-descript, white van full of candy and old Disney VHS tapes. He probably looks for kids with their names on their shirt, so he can call them by name. "Hey Timmy, your mom couldn't make it today, so she asked me to come pick you up at school today. so, c'mon...get in the van".