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10 Jokes About the Rapture

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:05:06 +0000

So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.

So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you’ve got good ones? We’d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.

Apocalypse Preacher Harold Camping Recovering from Stroke

Amory Gritta — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:00:15 +0000

Harold Camping, the preacher who famously predicted the apocalypse would happen in May, has been moved to a nursing home to regain his strength after suffering a stroke on June 9.

Camping, 89, has twice predicted the rapture -- first in 1994 and again this past May 21. To get the word out, he and his followers spent millions over seven years on billboards and ads about the impending Judgment Day and the end of the world that will supposedly occur in October.

End of the World May Be Sooner Than He thought

Harley Myles — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 18:57:49 +0000

Well, at least for him. Harold Camping, the old fool that predicted the "Rapture" and the end of the world, sending wackos everywhere into a frenzy less than a month ago, evidently has had a stroke.

Cue the Billy Squier.

Doomsday Predictor Says Invisible Judgment Day Came Saturday [PHOTOS]

Amory Gritta — Wed, 25 May 2011 13:36:27 +0000

Can we get a rapture rain check? Say, for Oct. 21? Harold Camping, the radio host who predicted Christians would be taken to heaven this past Saturday, leaving non believers behind to suffer through the end of the world, has picked a new date for the end of the world after a rapture-less weekend.

This Will Help You Mentally Prepare For the End of the World

Harley Myles — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:02:51 +0000

If this video doesn't get you ready for the end of the world, nothing will.

No Worries, Your Pets Will Be Cared For When The Rapture Comes

Adam West — Tue, 10 May 2011 16:44:22 +0000

Whew, that's a load off of my mind. For the believers, as many as 20 million in this country, "the Rapture", when Jesus Christ will call true Christians up to heaven, is inevitable. The date of May 21st is the specific date for the event, believed by a group in Washington, DC, who has put the ads to that effect on the backs of buses in that city. But the question for many is who will care for our pets?