puberty

Fifteen years ago, researchers began to notice that girls were hitting puberty earlier than usual. Now they've discovered that boys are showing their first signs of sexual maturation an average of up to two years before their counterparts from a few decades ago

Here we go. Time for Justin Bieber to record a cover of "Billie Jean". Can you believe that Justin Bieber is having to defend himself against claims that he fathered a child?!? Have his testicles even dropped yet? What would make this story even better, would be if the accusor was just some hideous, atrocious troll of a woman.