"Where you off to in such a hurry there, Mario Andretti?" Wouldn't you just love it if that was what police would have said to the driver of a sports car that was pulled over for speeding, and that's exactly who was in fact behind the wheel? Well, it was actually the Indy car racing legend that police checked out this week, but he wasn't speeding, and he wasn't actually pulled over either.

But instead of a pocket full of cash, she wound up with her hand stuck inside the machine.

Though the central Pennsylvania middle school students may have been pleased, others were a little astounded at the teachers' restaurant of choice.

It's all tied to the brand-new documentary from 'Super Size Me' star Morgan Spurlock, which chronicles the prevalence of product placement and advertising in American life.

According to the AP, Altoona -- which has 31,000 residents, and is located 85 miles east of Pittsburgh -- will receive $25,000 for the tongue-in-cheek product placement. It will also play host to the East Coast premiere of the film on Wednesday.

Instead of paying for them like your typical consumer, he allegedly shoved the bag down his pants and tried to saunter out of the store.