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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

'Machete Kills' Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably 'Cause She's Crazy

Nick Romano — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:00:42 +0000

Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills' is back on track after a potentially disastrous lawsuit threatened to shut down production entirely, and one aspect of the film we can all look forward to is the return of multiple characters from the first film. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles, but it seems that 'Machete Kill'-ed Lindsay Lohan -- meaning she won't be coming back.

'The Canyons' Releases a 30s-Style Teaser, and It's Still Looking Bad

Britt Hayes — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 13:44:56 +0000

A new teaser for Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader's 'The Canyons' has emerged, boasting a 1930s influence along with more Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen, and yes, it's still not looking very good.

The 10 Best Twitter Reactions to Lindsay Lohan's (Millionth) Arrest

Emerald Catron — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:59:42 +0000

In case you missed it, Lindsay Lohan went to a Justin Bieber concert and then punched a lady in the face last night. Unsurprisingly, nobody is particularly surprised. That's not stopping people from tweeting up a storm about it though. We've culled through the massive stream of LiLo tweets pouring in and picked out our favorites. For a chuckle at the expense of everyone's favorite terrible Elizabeth Taylor, take a gander at these gems.

The 10 Best Tweets About 'Liz and Dick'

Amanda Ferris — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:11:22 +0000

While many have hoped that Lifetime's biopic about the elegant Elizabeth Taylor and the dashing Richard Burton may have helped bring Lindsay Lohan's career back, it turned out to be the one thing Lohan must've been dreading: a comedy fest for the audience. Now, for your viewing pleasure, we've compiled a list of the top ten best tweets about this unintentional comedic movie.

Lindsay Lohan Fights and Fornicates in Lifetime's 'Liz & Dick' Trailer

Kevin Fitzpatrick — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:10:28 +0000

Oh, that poor Lindsay Lohan. Just when it seems her life has gotten somewhat back on track, there's all manner of hoopla placing her at odds with her role in 'Scary Movie 5,' or compounding Amanda Bynes' recent auto troubles with a light fender-bender of her own. Now, however, the spotlight truly shines on the notoriously stroubled starlet, as Lifetime has released the first official trailer for Lohan's "comeback" release Elizabeth Taylor biopic 'Liz & Dick'! But who's under more scrutiny in the clip? Lohan or Taylor herself?

Lindsay Lohan Tries to Quit 'Scary Movie 5′

Mike Sampson — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 18:07:34 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is trying to make a comeback. Part of that comeback is her role in 'Scary Movie 5' where she was set to appear alongside Charlie Sheen. Except Lindsay Lohan just can't stop being Lindsay Lohan and the actress, despite trying to be on her best behavior, disappeared, skipped rehearsals, missed her flight to the film's set and tried to bail on the film by claiming "walking pneumonia." Oh Lindsay.

James Franco to Direct a Film on the Life of Lindsay Lohan?

Mike Sampson — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 11:45:20 +0000

Oh, James Franco… The actor who has made a career out of being unpredictable has done it again. Franco will direct an untitled film that will chart the very different lives of himself and Lindsay Lohan. Yes, we know. WTF. Read on for the best explanation we can offer…

Paramedics Called After Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious

Shauna Wright — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 22:40:50 +0000

Paramedics were called Friday morning after troubled actress Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious in the penthouse of a California hotel. The 25-year-old actress, who’s done numerous stints in rehab, was found at about 10 a.m. at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey, CA, where she’s shooting the Elizabeth Taylor biopic, ‘Liz and Dick.’ Friends [...]

Oh, Lindsay: Lohan to Team With Porn Star For Next Film

Sean O'Connell — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:55:14 +0000

This seemed inevitable. In fact, most of you probably are surprised it took this long. But for her next “acting” gig, Lindsay Lohan will appear opposite a porn star. And that, my friends, is the death knell ringing on a once-promising career. OK, so maybe the project has a little more credibility than we’re suggesting [...]

$1 Million for Lindsay Lohan?? Really?

Harley Myles — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:49:01 +0000

Playboy has reportedly offered Lindsay Lohan $1 Million to pose nude.

Really?

There will be people (mostly women) say, "we are rewarding her for doing all the wrong things". True, I suppose. But does that surprise you? Not me.

What DOES surprise me though, is the fact that Playboy would pay LINDSAY FREAKIN' LOHAN $1 Million to pose nude!!

Lindsay Lohan Will Pose for Playboy While Dad Faces Domestic Violence Charges

Kathy Landin — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:40:49 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael Lohan can’t stop playing with fire.

Lindsay, although ordered to complete 16 hours of her community service sentence at the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office before her November 2 court appearance, will be spending some time in the next week posing for Playboy, says a source. And while she’s trying to fit this in before heading to court for possibly more time in jail, her dad will be dealing with issues of his own.

The Many Faces of Lindsay Lohan

Harley Myles — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:30:18 +0000

Look, I realize Mug Shots are ALWAYS bad. Both figuratively and literally.

Back in September, it finally looked as though Lindsay Lohan had finally got the bright idea to wear make up and doll herself up a little bit before taking her mugshot. A mugshot that of course is destined to be seen by millions, for years to come. It's the one in the bottom left. Maybe she was actually SOBER there.

Whatever the case...Something has changed in a short period of time.

Here's her most recent Mugshot, taken just two days ago. See inside for yourself.

Lindsay Lohan Mugshots Exhibit Decrease in Hotness [PICTURE]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:05:24 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is probably reporting to her new gig at the L.A. County morgue right about now. Fine. She probably isn’t, but, her latest court appearance brought with it at least one real guarantee– a new mugshot of LiLo for the world to enjoy.

Celebrity Birthdays for July 2 – Larry David, Lindsay Lohan and More

Amory Gritta — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:30:57 +0000

Here's a look at some notable birthdays being celebrated today:

Larry David
Age: 64
Occupation: Actor, Comedian, and Screenwriter
Known For: Co-creating and co-writing the iconic TV series 'Seinfeld' and for creating and starring in the semi-autobiographical HBO series 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'

Lindsay Lohan
Age: 25
Occupation: Actress
Known For: A once-promising career in films like 'Mean Girls' that was derailed by substance abuse and a shoplifting conviction, looking twice her age, and a great familiarity with the inside of jail cells

Judge Blasts Lindsay Lohan For Using 'Extremely Poor Judgment' By Having a Party

Andy Scott — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:00:05 +0000

Well, so much for that: A judge ruled Thursday that Lindsay Lohan was only guilty of ‘extremely poor judgment’ after she tested positive last week for alcohol.

Judge Stephanie Sautner also banned Lohan, who is currently under house arrest after she was accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace, from a jewelry store in California and from having parties at her house. She is now only allowed to have “one friend over at a time, and your family, should you want them. That is it.”

Lindsay Lohan Films Commercial While Under House Arrest [VIDEO]

Andy Scott — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:00:07 +0000

Lindasy Lohan has apparently decided to get creative while under house arrest.

The troubled actress, who is currently confined to her home for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace, recently filmed a commercial of sorts for a new auctioning website called Beezid.com.

Al Pacino Back in the Mob in 'Gotti: Three Generations'

Amory Gritta — Wed, 11 May 2011 11:30:11 +0000

Oscar-winning actor Al Pacino will return to his on-screen mob roots in the much-talked about 'Gotti: Three Generations,' a biopic about infamous mobster John Gotti.

According to EW.com, Pacino will play Aniello John 'Mr. Neil' Dellacroce, consigliere to Carlo Gambino. He'll join the previously cast John Travolta, Kelly Preston and troublemaker Lindsay Lohan, who have signed on to play John, Victoria and Kim Gotti, respectively.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 120 Days in Jail, Posts $75,000 Bail

Amory Gritta — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:00:32 +0000

Lindsay Lohan's legal troubles continued over the weekend.

On Friday, a judge sentenced the 24-year-old actress to 120 days in prison for violating her probation by allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace. In addition to jail, Lohan was also ordered to serve 480 hours of community service.

Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Holley, quickly appealed the ruling, and the 'Mean Girls' star was out on $75,000 bail hours just hours after she was sentenced.