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		<title>The Best Ways to Call In Sick</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 21:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t done it since I was a teenager, and I had a job washing dishes at a delicatessen. It was not the greatest job in the world, but it wasn&#8217;t the worst either. I did get one free meal every day I was working, so that took a little of the sting out of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven't done it since I was a teenager, and I had a job washing dishes at a delicatessen. It was not the greatest job in the world, but it wasn't the worst either. I did get one free meal every day I was working, so that took a little of the sting out of it, but calling in sick at that age was inevitable. Everybody does it once in a while, right? So you lower your voice, try to sound scratchy and hoarse, maybe throw in a few lame coughs to embellish a little bit. But now, my surfing the web has revealed some better ways to play hooky, not that we would endorse such things, right? Read on brethren...</p>
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