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		<title>Jimmy Kimmel Asks &#039;Can Kindergartners See Jesus?&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 13:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We can&#8217;t help but love local news programs. They never fail at bringing us some of the craziest people this country has to offer. For example, Fred Truluck, who believes to have seen a profile of Jesus Christ on a piece of a Corona beer box &#8212; shaped like a fish, of course. But fear [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We can't help but love <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/local-news-2/">local news</a> programs. They never fail at bringing us some of the craziest people this country has to offer. For example, Fred Truluck, who believes to have seen a profile of <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/jesus/">Jesus Christ</a> on a piece of a Corona beer box -- shaped like a fish, of course. But fear not, folks: <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/jimmy-kimmel/">Jimmy Kimmel</a> came to our rescue.</p>
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		<title>Homeless Hitchhiker Saves a Life, Tells Insane Story of Meeting &#039;Jesus&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In most scenarios we&#8217;re totally against the idea of picking up a hitchhiker. These people can easily be crazed maniacs. But in the case of this video, it was the&#160;driver who turned out to be insane. Kai &#8212; a homeless hitchhiker &#8212; was hitching a ride in West Fresno with a man who suddenly began [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In most scenarios we're totally against the idea of picking up a hitchhiker. These people can easily be crazed maniacs. But in the case of this video, it was the <em>driver</em> who turned out to be insane.</p>
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		<title>Bill Maher vs. &quot;Tebow Nation&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harley Myles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit that I'm a Tebow, "The Footballer", fan.  Not a Tebow, as Christian Crusader, fan.  However, it doesn't bother me at all that he wants to use his celebrity to promote his religious beliefs.  Who gives a poot?  I just like him because he set the NFL back 60 years or so.  He plays leather helmet football.

On the flip side of that, it also doesn't bother me at all when someone makes a joke about his religious motives.  It doesn't bother me when someone makes a joke about Jesus though either.  But again, I'm just missing that "I am offended by that" gene.

So now there's the Tebow Nation getting all fired up over a tweet that Bill Maher, comedian and long-time host of "Real Time" on HBO, shot off into cyberspace.  They're offended, I guess.  Again, I don't get it.  But whatever.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I admit that I'm a Tebow, "The Footballer", fan.  Not a Tebow, as Christian Crusader, fan.  However, it doesn't bother me at all that he wants to use his celebrity to promote his religious beliefs.  Who gives a poot?  I just like him because he set the NFL back 60 years or so.  He plays leather helmet football.</p>
<p>On the flip side of that, it also doesn't bother me at all when someone makes a joke about his religious motives.  It doesn't bother me when someone makes a joke about Jesus though either.  But again, I'm just missing that "I am offended by that" gene.</p>
<p>So now there's the Tebow Nation getting all fired up over a tweet that Bill Maher, comedian and long-time host of "Real Time" on HBO, shot off into cyberspace.  They're offended, I guess.  Again, I don't get it.  But whatever.</p>
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		<title>Tebow May Host SNL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harley Myles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peyton Manning did it. Tom Brady did it. THAT, my friend, is pretty elite company. SNL is reportedly set to ask tim tebow to host SNL. Sources say that he "can't" and "won't" til after the season, but likely will accept the offer.

For a guy that "will never be an NFL Quarterback", like tebow, he's sure doing well for himself. Have you seen the "controversial" Tebow Spoof that SNL did last week? If not, prepare for a laugh! Here's the vid.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peyton Manning did it. Tom Brady did it. THAT, my friend, is pretty elite company. SNL is reportedly set to ask tim tebow to host SNL. Sources say that he "can't" and "won't" til after the season, but likely will accept the offer.</p>
<p>For a guy that "will never be an NFL Quarterback", like tebow, he's sure doing well for himself. Have you seen the "controversial" Tebow Spoof that SNL did last week? If not, prepare for a laugh! Here's the vid.</p>
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		<title>Greatest Quote Ever-&quot;You Can&#039;t Spray Jesus with Roundup&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam West</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve heard similar stories before, where an image of Jesus is seen on ordinary objects, like a piece of toast, on a dirty garage door, or in a misshapen Doritos chip. Well,  in Lenoir County, NC, there is a utility pole with some Kudzu growth on it that some say resembles Jesus on the cross. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You've heard similar stories before, where an image of Jesus is seen on ordinary objects, like a piece of toast, on a dirty garage door, or in a misshapen <em>Doritos</em> chip. Well,  in Lenoir County, NC, there is a utility pole with some Kudzu growth on it that some say resembles Jesus on the cross. Oddly enough, the plant that has been called "the vine that ate the south," is only on this one particular pole in the Jackson Heights neighborhood. </p>
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