Tiger Woods Attacked!!!
Attacked...by a hot dog. What the hell?
This really happened.
Tiger Woods was putting on the Seventh Green at the Frys.com open in California, over the weekend, when some d-bag threw a hotdog at him.
But who am I to judge? I was escorted away, by police, from a political rally after hitting, presidential hopeful, Lamar Alexander in the shoulder with a breath mint. True Story.
Tiger Woods is now officially "Happy Gilmore". His mere presence makes Golf a circus. And I love it.