KLUB 106.9 The Rock » hot mess of the day http://1069therock.com The Best Classic Rock & The Best New Rock Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:15:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 The Qwerty Family — Hot Mess of the Day http://1069therock.com/the-qwerty-family-hot-mess-of-the-day/ http://1069therock.com/the-qwerty-family-hot-mess-of-the-day/#comments Sun, 06 Jan 2013 12:02:58 +0000 Jackie Mancini http://guyspeed.com/?p=95466 Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house.

Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else.

Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together.

Family Motto: “Tag me!"

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Occupation: Rocket scientist.

What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?"

What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, but none by him.

His Motto: “Lettin' loose and drinkin' moo juice."

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Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Likes: Anything pink, unicorns,  walks on the beach, manicures.

Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach

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Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples

Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.

Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.

His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"

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Achievements: Ruining Christmas for all five people pictured, and an estimated many more.

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Secret Talent: Feeding cougar impression.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Peyote, wi-fi, and her leopard print Snuggie.

Her Motto: “Katmandu, but cat woman can do b

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How They Met: She lost a bet.

How He Tells People They Met: Fate.

Common Vice: Taking bets.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Compassion, a blindfold, and a really good sense of humor.

Why They Are Covered in Blood: "Due to a pending investigation, we would rather

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Skills: Clogging shower drains, meeting new friends.

3 Things She Can’t Live Without: The "Whip My Hair Back And Forth" remix (only MP3 on her 1st generation iPod), Horse-grade hair conditioner, and a back brace.

Her Motto: “ANIMAL!!!!!"

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Location: The Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner factory

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Location: The 'special accommodations needed' aisle on the airplane.

Occupation: Paperweight.

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Location: Atlantic City, NJ (UPDATED: Floating on a large piece of boardwalk, just off-shore)

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Location: Hartford, CT

Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right

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Location: Newcastle, England

Occupation: Canine wet nurse.

Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation.

5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a por

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Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan

Occupation: Professional spectacle.

Hobbies: Making new friends and "sending messages to them." (U

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Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY

Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).

Hobbies:  Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies,

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Location: Palm Springs, Florida

Occupation: Collections agent for Columbia House, on the overnight shift.

Hobbies:Dumpster divin', extreme coupon-in' and stayin' up all

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Location: Deer Park, Long Island

Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St.

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