KLUB 106.9 The Rock » hilarious http://1069therock.com The Best Classic Rock & The Best New Rock Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:25:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 Goat Massage…Not Just for Kentuckians Anymore! http://1069therock.com/goat-massage-not-just-for-kentuckians-anymore/ http://1069therock.com/goat-massage-not-just-for-kentuckians-anymore/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:30:54 +0000 Harley Myles http://1069therock.com/?p=42025 It sounds weird, I know. But after watching this video, I'm kinda leaning towards getting a goat. As an added bonus, he'll also keep your yard nice and trim.

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]]> http://1069therock.com/bad-valentines-day-ideas/feed/ 0 Rip was Ripped – Classic Mugshot Revisited! http://1069therock.com/rip-was-ripped-classic-mugshot-revisited/ http://1069therock.com/rip-was-ripped-classic-mugshot-revisited/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:49:25 +0000 Harley Myles http://1069therock.com/?p=37829 "If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission".

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn. One of the greatest names in Hollywood too! He's turning 81 today! So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun.

Ain't it a thing of beauty?

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]]> http://1069therock.com/spelling-bee-fail-on-video/feed/ 0 Tebow May Host SNL http://1069therock.com/tebow-may-host-snl/ http://1069therock.com/tebow-may-host-snl/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:10:25 +0000 Harley Myles http://1069therock.com/?p=28063 Peyton Manning did it. Tom Brady did it. THAT, my friend, is pretty elite company. SNL is reportedly set to ask tim tebow to host SNL. Sources say that he "can't" and "won't" til after the season, but likely will accept the offer.

For a guy that "will never be an NFL Quarterback", like tebow, he's sure doing well for himself. Have you seen the "controversial" Tebow Spoof that SNL did last week? If not, prepare for a laugh! Here's the vid.

]]> http://1069therock.com/tebow-may-host-snl/feed/ 0 HELP!!! Somebody's Stealing My Mail AND Even My Trash!!! http://1069therock.com/help-somebodys-stealing-my-mail-and-even-my-trash/ http://1069therock.com/help-somebodys-stealing-my-mail-and-even-my-trash/#comments Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:14:43 +0000 Harley Myles http://1069therock.com/?p=1186 I've contacted the city, the police and basically anybody else that will listen and NOBODY WILL HELP ME!!! They act like I'm crazy.

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