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		<title>Your Funeral Won&#039;t Be So Depressing If You Hire People to Attend It</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Would you bring a ringer in to your funeral? Because it might become a thing. A British company called Rent a Mourner does exactly what you think it does: it rents out people to show up to funerals so the deceased can have a proper memorial. The cost? About $68 per person.&#160; The company promises [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#039;s Funeral Procession Stops At Fast Food Drive-Thru</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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