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World Snooker Championships Interrupted by Massive Farts

Emerald Catron — Fri, 10 May 2013 11:00:54 +0000

If you’re not familiar with snooker, congratulations on not being a 60-year-old British man! Also, it’s kind of like billiards, and so spectators are expected to maintain silence when watching a game. No talking, laughing, and no farting. Come on, guys. Thanks to KROD 600 AM in El Paso for the heads up. We love [...]

Supernatural Farts Haunt Ghost Hunters in 'Paranormal Gastivity'

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:10:03 +0000

The clip above does a great job of pointing out a simple fact that seems to elude the stars of ‘Ghost Hunters’: Farts are scarier than ghosts. Also, farts are real. Ghosts … not so much. We’d watch the heck out of ‘Paranormal Gastivity’ if SyFy green lit it. Hell, they could probably even make [...]

Watch a Combination Fire Breathing and Fart Lighting Trick Go Painfully Wrong

GuySpeed Editors — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:06:57 +0000

At first, we thought this was an outtake from ‘The Hobbit’ but sadly it’s something EVEN dumber. Watch 1) a guy breathe fire while 2) another guy possibly tries to simultaneously fart in the middle of the trick and 3) the world become a sadder place all with one 24-second video. [button href="http://bit.ly/X7HLVQ" title="Watch the [...]

Federal Worker Formally Reprimanded For Flatulence

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 12:30:05 +0000

An unnamed Federal worker has been making a stink at work. Now the man’s flatulence is part of a five-page official reprimand that details his long history of offensive odor. The gassy 38-year old is employed by the Social Security Administration in Baltimore, where, according to the reprimand, he has created a “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers. [...]

Because Why Wouldn't You Want To Send a Fart By Mail?

Mike Moody — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:26:40 +0000

OK, we’ll admit it. We’ve attempted to send someone a fart by mail before. Sadly, the envelope we delightfully passed gas into wasn’t exactly hermetically sealed, so we’re pretty sure the smelly stuff wafted out before the recipient could open it. But now we can have a redo thanks to Fart By Mail, “a mail order fart service where we send farts to your friends for you."

Want Low Blood Pressure? Try Passing Gas

Shauna Wright — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 22:20:21 +0000

Next time you’re sitting next to someone on the bus and they let one rip, don’t just hold your nose and turn away — congratulate them on their low blood pressure. Seems the same gas that produces farts has been shown to control blood pressure in mice.

Wearable Pad Keeps Farts From Stinking

Joe Student — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:00:13 +0000

If you have been scouring the internet looking for the most inappropriate gift you can give someone, you’re in luck: the Flatulence Deodorizer is here. The ‘Flat-D‘ — seriously, they call it that — is a thin, disposable charcoal pad designed to be worn between your butt and your clothes. Much like the way Dr. [...]

Would You Eat a Fart if It Was Good for Your Health?

Kathy Landin — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:00:29 +0000

Your inner 12-year-old is about to get a big health boost, because Chinese researchers believe that eating farts could be good for you. Start pulling fingers, because while this seems like 7th Grade lunch table talk, there may be something to it. Besides the smell.

The Definitive List of Types of Farts

Chris Illuminati — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:36:32 +0000

It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them. Dumb as a Blog has done us a [...]

Who Farted? Nancy Grace Did!!!

Harley Myles — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:30:28 +0000

If you didn't see the show when it was airing, you'll probably be skeptical of the legitimacy of this video. But this is one of those things that you can't even make up. It's classic TV.

Nancy Grace farted during her post-dance interview.

First a "wardrobe malfunction". Now This. Signing on for this show may have been a very bad idea for her.

A Story About a Story About Farts…Gone Wrong

Harley Myles — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:25:21 +0000

I think we can tell a lot about the true nature of a local talking head, news caster, when we see what it is that finally breaks them from their stuffy on air persona. You know what I mean?