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The Olympics Are Even Better With Fart Sounds

Figure skaters move as elegantly as any athletes on the planet. So naturally the Internet has added the perfect touch to their performances: fart sounds.

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The 5 Ways to Fart In Front of Your Girlfriend

Hanging around with your girlfriend, especially when the relationship is new, often involves an air of mystery hanging above as you both slowly begin to shed the getting-to-know-you mentality and slide in to the phase in which you both start to relax and show your new significant other the "true you."

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World Snooker Championships Interrupted by Massive Farts

If you're not familiar with snooker, congratulations on not being a 60-year-old British man! Also, it's kind of like billiards, and so spectators are expected to maintain silence when watching a game

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Supernatural Farts Haunt Ghost Hunters in ‘Paranormal Gastivity’

The clip above does a great job of pointing out a simple fact that seems to elude the stars of ‘Ghost Hunters’: Farts are scarier than ghosts. Also, farts are real. Ghosts … not so much. 

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Watch a Combination Fire Breathing and Fart Lighting Trick Go Painfully Wrong

At first, we thought this was an outtake from 'The Hobbit' but sadly it's something EVEN dumber. Watch 1) a guy breathe fire while 2) another guy possibly tries to simultaneously fart in the middle of the trick and 3) the world become a sadder place all with one 24-second video

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Federal Worker Formally Reprimanded For Flatulence

An unnamed Federal worker has been making a stink at work. Now the man's flatulence is part of a five-page official reprimand that details his long history of offensive odor.

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Because Why Wouldn’t You Want To Send a Fart By Mail?

OK, we’ll admit it. We’ve attempted to send someone a fart by mail before. Sadly, the envelope we delightfully passed gas into wasn’t exactly hermetically sealed, so we’re pretty sure the smelly stuff wafted out before the recipient could open it. But now we can have a redo thanks to Fart By Mail, “a mail order fart service where we send farts to your friends for you." 

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Want Low Blood Pressure? Try Passing Gas

Next time you’re sitting next to someone on the bus and they let one rip, don’t just hold your nose and turn away — congratulate them on their low blood pressure. Seems the same gas that produces farts has been shown to control blood pressure in mice.

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Wearable Pad Keeps Farts From Stinking

If you have been scouring the internet looking for the most inappropriate gift you can give someone, you’re in luck: the Flatulence Deodorizer is here.

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Would You Eat a Fart if It Was Good for Your Health?

Your inner 12-year-old is about to get a big health boost, because Chinese researchers believe that eating farts could be good for you. Start pulling fingers, because while this seems like 7th Grade lunch table talk, there may be something to it. Besides the smell.

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The Definitive List of Types of Farts

It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them. 

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Who Farted? Nancy Grace Did!!!

If you didn't see the show when it was airing, you'll probably be skeptical of the legitimacy of this video. But this is one of those things that you can't even make up. It's classic TV.

Nancy Grace farted during her post-dance interview.

First a "wardrobe malfunction". Now This. Signing on for this show may have been a very bad idea for her.

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