<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" >

<channel>
	<title>KLUB 106.9 The Rock &#187; emergency surgery</title>
	<atom:link href="http://1069therock.com/tags/emergency-surgery/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://1069therock.com</link>
	<description>The Best Classic Rock &#38; The Best New Rock</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:51 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Eddie Van Halen Undergoes Emergency Surgery</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/eddie-van-halen-undergoes-emergency-surgery/</link>
		<comments>http://1069therock.com/eddie-van-halen-undergoes-emergency-surgery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 14:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chad Childers</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eddie van halen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emergency surgery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ultimateclassicrock.com/?p=83368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Van Halen guitarist Eddie Van Halen is reportedly doing well after undergoing emergency surgery for diverticulitis. According to the band&#8217;s official Facebook page, the guitar great was suffering from a severe bout of the condition and underwent surgery to alleviate the pain. Diverticulitis is defined by WebMD as what happens when pouches form in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ultimateclassicrock.com/tags/van-halen/">Van Halen</a> guitarist <a href="http://ultimateclassicrock.com/tags/eddie-van-halen/">Eddie Van Halen</a> is reportedly doing well after undergoing emergency surgery for diverticulitis. According to the band&#8217;s <a href="http://www.facebook.com/VanHalen/posts/10151149617974243" >official Facebook page</a>, the guitar great was suffering from a severe bout of the condition and underwent surgery to alleviate the pain.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://1069therock.com/eddie-van-halen-undergoes-emergency-surgery/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	<media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1069therock.com/files/2012/08/Eddie-Van-Halen.jpg" height="417" width="625" /><media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">David Becker, Getty Images</media:description>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>&quot;The Great Blanket Humping Incident of 2011&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/the-great-blanket-humping-incident-of-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://1069therock.com/the-great-blanket-humping-incident-of-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harley Myles</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Editorial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Local Events]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blanket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bleed to death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog humping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emergency surgery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erection]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://1069therock.com/?p=12816</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It has long been a source of humor, to catch my dog, "Waylon", humping his favorite blanket. The same blanket that my wife has begged me to throw away for two years.  But I let him keep it because I know he enjoys it so much.

But there was nothing humorous or joyous about what occured last night.  Believe you, me.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has long been a source of humor, to catch my dog, "Waylon", humping his favorite blanket. The same blanket that my wife has begged me to throw away for two years.  But I let him keep it because I know he enjoys it so much.</p>
<p>But there was nothing humorous or joyous about what occured last night.  Believe you, me.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://1069therock.com/the-great-blanket-humping-incident-of-2011/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	<media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1069therock.com/files/2011/09/Pervy-Dog-Humping-Blanket.jpg" height="225" width="300" /><media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Courtesy of flickr.com</media:description>	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

<!-- Performance optimized by W3 Total Cache. Learn more: http://www.w3-edge.com/wordpress-plugins/

Page Caching using memcached
Object Caching 776/839 objects using memcached
Content Delivery Network via wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1069therock.com

Served from: 1069therock.com @ 2013-05-18 16:56:50 -->