Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous CousinArson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous CousinThis woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Uber Driver Arrested for Fondling Himself in Front of PassengerUber Driver Arrested for Fondling Himself in Front of PassengerThis will give anyone who uses Uber pause.Townsquare StaffTownsquare Staff
Man Dances on Police Car…To Fight Vampires?!Man Dances on Police Car…To Fight Vampires?!This isn't exactly the best way to take a bite out of crime.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Dumb Crook Asks PermissionDumb Crook Asks PermissionWe've all heard about dumb criminals but, have you ever heard about one who asks permission before committing his crime? Probably not.Adam WestAdam West
Dumb Criminals-Houston Family Dollar Burglar FailDumb Criminals-Houston Family Dollar Burglar FailSo, you had this great idea to break into a Houston Family Dollar Store. You came up with this ingenious plan to climb up on the roof of the building and crawl through the ceiling. Pretty slick, right? Not so fast, genius.Adam WestAdam West
Man in ‘Go Directly to Jail’ Shirt Gets His WishMan in ‘Go Directly to Jail’ Shirt Gets His WishTalk about being dressed for the occasion.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Arrested 396 Times Is Really, Truly, Seriously Ready to Be a Good Citizen [VIDEO]Woman Arrested 396 Times Is Really, Truly, Seriously Ready to Be a Good Citizen [VIDEO]Not since Sam Malone was running ‘Cheers’ has someone spent so much time behind bars.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cops Bust Man Who Groped Fast Food Worker By Following Trail of Curly FriesCops Bust Man Who Groped Fast Food Worker By Following Trail of Curly FriesYou can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Named Fudge Busted Robbing Ice Cream Shop in Deliciously Appropriate HeistMan Named Fudge Busted Robbing Ice Cream Shop in Deliciously Appropriate HeistOh, fudge!Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bike Thief Can’t Outsmart Good Samaritan With a CameraBike Thief Can’t Outsmart Good Samaritan With a CameraNot all crime fighters in the big city are superheroes.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Tries to Set Fire to Historic Music VenueMan Tries to Set Fire to Historic Music VenueA man was arrested on Aug. 27 for trying to set fire to the Ryman Auditorium, one of Nashville and music's most historic venue.Michael GallucciMichael Gallucci
Watch This Robbery Go Horribly & Comically WrongWatch This Robbery Go Horribly & Comically WrongWhen it comes to pulling off a robbery, this sad sack fell on his face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz