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Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn’t Exist

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

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Game Online, Flickr
Game Online, Flickr
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Rappers Rob Studio, Leave Song Behind as Evidence

Two men entered a recording studio as rappers and left as robbers. But its something they left behind that might do the thieves in.

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Woman Sentenced to Cook Thanksgiving Dinner for Cops

Who's really being punished here? Valerie Rodgers, or the cops she's cooking for? It depends on good she is in the kitchen, we guess. Rodgers was sentenced to cooking Thanksgiving dinner for three cops and a year of probation for reckless driving that resulted in felony charges.

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Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign

No matter how hard police tried, Raymond Garcia wouldn't *stop* fighting a stop sign. (See what we did there?) Officers in Roswell, New Mexico were responding to a report of a man fighting a stop sign, and that is exactly what they found. We aren't sure what the sign did, but it must've been pretty bad, because not even a taser could stop Garcia.

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Cristian Villareal-Castillo
Washington County Sheriff's Deputies
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World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door.

All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he fell asleep.

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Adam Kuban, Flickr
Adam Kuban, Flickr
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Trail of Potato Chips Leads Cops To Thief

One of the things the internet has taught us is that there are a whole lot of dumb criminals out there. Add 21-year-old Benjamin Sickles to the list.

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Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy

It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.

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mynamemattersnot, Flickr
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How Dumb Do You Have to Be to Rob a Little League Snack Bar? Ask These Guys

In the fairy tale ‘Hansel and Gretel,’ the brother-and-sister pair leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind to help them retrace their steps back home.

But apparently some California thieves weren’t familiar with the story — it was their own trail of food-related evidence that helped police find them.

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Getty Images
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Drunk Driver Arrested With Four Kids Strapped To Hood Of His Car

Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.

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You Tube
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It’s Dumbass DUI Time [VIDEO]

Some people just don't have a lick of sense. Take this guy in the following video for example. I've seen some strange things coming down the street before but this is ridiculous!

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Flickr / Coda
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Man Robs Salon For Hair Extensions [VIDEO]

Here’s a tip to all you would be salon robbers out there: after you clear out the cash register, don’t waste your time demanding coins and hair extensions for your girl.  It could get you caught. 

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Eric Thayer, Getty Images
Eric Thayer, Getty Images
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Dumbest Criminal of 2012 Accidentally Gives Handgun to Cashier He’s Robbing

A bank robber in London foiled his own robbery by handing the teller his own gun.

The unidentified man entered the bank last October with a pair of sunglasses and a flat cap covering his head. He demanded 700,000 pounds f

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