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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. 

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Clifford Smith
Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
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Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken

Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.

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Pie Eating Man
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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

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Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger-Your Dumbass of the Day

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

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Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar’s Hand

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.

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Thief Arrested After Trying To Ransom Stolen Lemur

James Edward Welborn Jr. probably didn't have primate theft on his mind when he broke into Julie Harris's home in Mobile, Alabama.

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Kimberly R. Margeson
Yates County Sherrif's Office
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World’s Creepiest Mom French Kissed Jailed Son to Pass Him Drugs

Things got awkward when 54-year-old Kimberly Margeson visited her 30-year-old son William Partridge at the Yates County jail in upstate New York.

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Rude Girl Flips Off Judge, Gets 30 Days in Lockup

Left on her own without legal representation, this girl (who was awaiting arraignment for a first arrest) was in over her head. It probably also didn't help that she didn't get the sobering reality of being physically present in court to knock some sense into her, since this is a video arraignment taking place from jail, where she is nervous and surrounded by other inmates. Oh, and it doesn't help that this judge is clearly some kind of jerk.

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Desperate Men Commit Inside Job in Crime of the Century, Stealing $65,000 Worth of Chicken Wings

The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer.

Especially a wing.

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TV Thief
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Man Addicted to Stealing TVs Finally Gets Caught

Matthew Colleluori is in LC-deep trouble.

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Braying Getaway Donkey Foils Robbery

Three thieves wanted to knock over a small shop in the Columbian village of Juan de Acosta. For their getaway, they enlisted the services of a donkey.

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Ryan Hopkins
Woodford County Sheriff's Office
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Drunken Thief Was Too Bombed to Rob Little Caesars

Like so many of us have done, Ryan Hopkins made a bad decision while drunk. Unlike the rest of us, he decided to rob a Little Caesars. But the stick-up didn't go quite the way he had (probably not) planned.

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