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Todd Helton Gets a DUI, Drove Drunk to Get Lotto Tickets
Colorado Rockies superstar Todd Helton is one of the greatest hitters of his generation, thanks in large part to his keen eye at the plate. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said about his mugshot. The 39-year-old first baseman was arrested early Wednesday morning at a Colorado gas station for allegedly driving drunk.
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Tough Day, Bro — Dude Gets Abducted By Aliens and Charged With DUI
While there is no scientific proof that the consumption of mass quantities of alcohol will render a person completely insane, there is certainly no shortage of case studies within this mad, mad world to build a strong argument against it. See above.
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Man Blames Elephant For His Seventh DUI
There are many reasons why you shouldn't drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You'll do something like blame it on circus animals.
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Man Arrested For DUI — On a Bulldozer
When you see a man driving around on a bulldozer at 2 AM, chances are he’s up to no good.
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Will a New Product Help Drunks Avoid a DUI Arrest?
Breathalyzer tests have long been the standard for law enforcement officers to determine who’s driving while intoxicated. But they may have met their match in a new product called Breathalyzer Equalizer.
The team that came up with the item will really blow you away.
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It’s Dumbass DUI Time [VIDEO]
Some people just don't have a lick of sense. Take this guy in the following video for example. I've seen some strange things coming down the street before but this is ridiculous!
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Pittsburgh Steelers Star Hines Ward Arrested for DUI
Hines Ward, current 'Dancing With the Stars' champion and Pittsburgh Steelers star wide receiver, was arrested for driving under the influence just outside Atlanta, Georgia early Saturday morning.
The former Super Bowl MVP was booked into the DeKalb County jail and later released on $1,300 bond.
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Man Blames Motorcycle Crash on Boogeyman
Hey, these are tough times, so even the boogeyman, long known for his work scaring little kids, has had to take a second job.
A Florida man who crashed his motorcycle and is accused of being drunk at the time told police the boogeyman was responsible for the crash.
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Police: Have You Been Drinking? Driver: No, But My Hands are Germ Free!
If you often use hand sanitizer, you could mistakenly test positive for alcohol consumption! What? I know, right? According to a new study conducted at the University of Florida, that may be true even for non-drinkers.
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Richie Sambora Checking Into Rehab
According to an exclusive report from Radar Online, Bon Jovi singer Richie Sambora is checking into rehab for exhaustion and to regain his sobriety.
A source told Radar Online that "Richie recently has been drinking too much, and wants to get his life together."
"I think this was a culmination of all the things that overloaded his life and finally he realized he needed to take care of himself," added a friend.
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Man Arrested for DUI Admits to Sexting While Driving
Phernando Cuello of Florida was arrested early Sunday morning after he was involved in a minor car accident. Initially Cuello told Pasco County deputies that the accident wasn't his fault, but glassy eyes, alcohol breath and slurred speech demonstrated otherwise.
After 29-year-old Cuello miserably failed a sobriety test, he admitted he'd been exchanging naughty text messages with his girlfriend shortly before smashing into another vehicle.