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Race Between Two Drunk Chicago Bears Fans Painfully Interrupted By Parking Meter

Let’s hope the Chicago Bears’ running game is better than their fans’ running game.

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Fornicating Drunk Woman Wears Cheeseburger As a Shoe, Sobers Up in Jail

Cheeseburgers usually go right to your belly, but they could be found going to one woman’s foot, instead.

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Woman Who Repeatedly Called 911 Demanding All the Drunks in Bar Be Arrested Winds Up in Jail Instead

Of all the dumb reasons to call 911 – and there have been plenty – this may be the dumbest.

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Drunk Stops Musician In The Street, Performs Sweet Impromptu Duet

Usually when a musician is dealing with a drunk, it usually ends in awkwardness or a funny story. But for Logan Afyouni, it actually ended in one of the sweeter impromptu duets we've ever seen. Afyouni tutors the man on "My Darling Caroline" and then... well, then the mag

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Drunk Guy Threatens to Slap Cop with the ‘Nightstick in His Pants’

We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our penis? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.

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Will a New Product Help Drunks Avoid a DUI Arrest?

Breathalyzer tests have long been the standard for law enforcement officers to determine who’s driving while intoxicated. But they may have met their match in a new product called Breathalyzer Equalizer.

The team that came up with the item will really blow you away.

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