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Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police

Mike Adams — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 22:35:24 +0000

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea.

Drunk Man Has Sex With Snowman and Gets Frostbite On His Wiener

Mike Adams — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:59:31 +0000

There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom. You'll know them by their frostbitten penises.

This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:00:55 +0000

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It’s not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There’s also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida. Angelo Bocchino was recently arrested for disorderly conduct at a club, [...]

Drunken Idiot Ruins Pool Party for Everyone

Mike Adams — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:34:17 +0000

If you think your local watering hole gets a little rough at times, imagine a bar so out of control that management has to enforce a maximum drink capacity as a means for cutting down on hair pulling, biting and other perils of the drunken idiot.

In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex

Jackie Mancini — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:00:02 +0000

As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That’s why this South Carolina man’s very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped. Just kidding, everyone wants to bone when they’re [...]

Drunk Girl Found Stuck Between Buildings

Cameron Simcik — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 19:55:55 +0000

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

Excuse Me Sir, but I Don't Think You're Going to Get Anywhere that Way [VIDEO]

Adam West — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:49:25 +0000

Have you ever walked up a down escalator? We used to do it just for fun. Watch the hilarity ensue when an apparently tired, or possibly drunk businessman can't figure out exactly what the problem is.

'21 & Over' Trailer: Time to Get Really, Really Drunk

Mike Sampson — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:29:45 +0000

We all remember the night we turned 21. OK…we all remember how we don’t remember the night we turned 21. And it’s that alcohol-fueled blackout that is behind the upcoming comedy ‘21 & Over.’ It’s from the writers of ‘The Hangover’ and the new trailer is here. Is it wrong that the best thing we [...]

The Drunken Hurdler [VIDEO]

Adam West — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 19:43:58 +0000

There’s a reason why you should never mix alcohol and motor vehicles. There’s also a reason why you should never mix alcohol with athletics, unless you’re a spectator, that is. Check out the results when Mr. Inebriated gets talked into trying the jump hurdles. Naturally, hilarity ensues!

Rip was Ripped – Classic Mugshot Revisited!

Harley Myles — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:49:25 +0000

"If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission".

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn. One of the greatest names in Hollywood too! He's turning 81 today! So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun.

Ain't it a thing of beauty?

One Last Christmas Video to Make You Laugh

Harley Myles — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:43:35 +0000

I had to do it. Pretty funn ystuff here. The people at www.funnyordie.com put together some of the funniest vids on the web. This video, starring Jim Carrey, Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes & More, is no exception. Check it out.

WARNING : FOUL LANGUAGE. Not suitable for work or children.

$1 Million for Lindsay Lohan?? Really?

Harley Myles — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:49:01 +0000

Playboy has reportedly offered Lindsay Lohan $1 Million to pose nude.

Really?

There will be people (mostly women) say, "we are rewarding her for doing all the wrong things". True, I suppose. But does that surprise you? Not me.

What DOES surprise me though, is the fact that Playboy would pay LINDSAY FREAKIN' LOHAN $1 Million to pose nude!!

Former Cop Faces Felony Charges over ATV Joyride

Adam West — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 20:50:41 +0000

There are crazies in Florida. It seems like we are always reading stories about people going off the deep end in that state, from drunks leading police on a golf cart chase, to drunken parents ruining their kids' birthday parties. This time though, it's a fired cop who's in trouble over an ATV joyride, where he allegedly ran over 2 people.

Are You a "Drunk-Orexic" ?

Harley Myles — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:09:18 +0000

I suppose I should say it's an "alleged disorder", because I'm not fully convinced it's anything more than a character flaw.