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	<title>KLUB 106.9 The Rock &#187; daily distraction</title>
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		<title>Watch These People Driving Golf Carts Badly &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5051328"] There&#8217;s something about golf carts that just brings out the bad driver in all of us. Maybe it&#8217;s because the cart has no doors, which makes it feel like a toy car. And what do kids do with toys? Smash them, of course. The Daily Distraction is your Internet break from reality. Whether you’re eating [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There's something about golf carts that just brings out the bad driver in all of us.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Llamas Spitting at People &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5031315"] What&#8217;s the thing that everyone knows about llamas? That they spit, right? So why are these people caught off-guard? Who knows, but it sure is fun to watch. And after watching this, if you ever find yourself in spitting distance of a llama, well, you&#8217;ll know to move back. The Daily Distraction is your Internet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's the thing that everyone knows about llamas? That they spit, right? So why are these people caught off-guard?</p>
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		<title>Watch These Dogs With Their Heads Stuck in Bags &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5029273"] Somebody turn on the lights! For the record here, we&#8217;re not encouraging people to go around putting bags on their dogs&#8217; heads just for fun and laughs—in most of these cases, the mischievous pooch in question stuck his head inside the dog-food bag when he shouldn&#8217;t have and learned a valuable lesson. Sometimes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody turn on the lights!</p>
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		<title>Watch These Farm Animals Being Very Rude &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/farm-animals-being-rude-video-daily-distraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5029987"] We don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s gotten into these guys. Maybe some of them just aren&#8217;t cut out for life on the farm. And it&#8217;s not just pigs, who have a well-earned reputation for being rather unmannerly. Goats, horses, chickens, you name it—being polite gets tossed right out the window when there&#8217;s a bag of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don't know what's gotten into these guys. Maybe some of them just aren't cut out for life on the farm.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Animals Jumping Onto and Riding in Boats &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 15:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5028595"] Sure, they could swim, but why not take a ride if it&#8217;s there? Whether it&#8217;s escaping from some voracious killer whales, showing off their military chops, or just snagging a free meal, these and other animals have learned the value (and enjoyment) of the occasional boat ride. Seals, otters, penguins, even a sloth [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure, they could swim, but why not take a ride if it's there?</p>
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		<title>Watch These Brides and Grooms Falling &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5028146"] Maybe it&#8217;s the open bar, but these brides and grooms just can&#8217;t seem to stay on their feet. So much about weddings is just great: the moment of the proposal, the faint-inducing ceremony, the happy couple sharing a crazy first dance, the bouquet toss&#8230; Somewhere along the line, though, people forget about little things like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe it's the open bar, but these brides and grooms just can't seem to stay on their feet.</p>
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		<title>A Collection of Dogs Reuniting With Veterans Returning From War &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/dogs-and-veterans-home-from-war-video-daily-distraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5022145"] By now you&#8217;ve probably seen at least one video of a soldier or Marine returning home and seeing his dog for the first time. It&#8217;s one of the things the Internet does that really, genuinely tugs at your heartstrings. Watching how the dog can take a moment or two at first to recognize his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By now you've probably seen at least one video of a soldier or Marine returning home and seeing his dog for the first time. It's one of the things the Internet does that really, genuinely tugs at your heartstrings.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Wedding Bouquet Tosses Go Awry &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/bouquet-tosses-gone-bad-daily-distraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5020646"] It might seem like a simple procedure, but the traditional bouquet toss at a wedding can create quite a bit of mayhem: fire, wrestling matches, multiple-bridesmaid pile-ups, you name it. It&#8217;s surprising how durable this particular wedding ritual has proved. The idea that the woman who catches the bouquet will be the next [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It might seem like a simple procedure, but the traditional bouquet toss at a wedding can create quite a bit of mayhem: fire, wrestling matches, multiple-bridesmaid pile-ups, you name it.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Dogs Saying &#039;I Love You&#039; &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/dogs-saying-i-love-you-video-daily-distraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 13:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5018575"] Sit. Shake hands. Roll over. Express your deepest emotions about me in a concisely worded phrase. It seems that dogs just keep learning to do more and more impressive stuff. We swear it was just yesterday that they were trying to carry sticks that were way too big to fit through doors, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sit. Shake hands. Roll over. Express your deepest emotions about me in a concisely worded phrase.</p>
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		<title>Watch These People Using the Treadmill Wrong &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/treadmill-fails-video-daily-distraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 09:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5018912"] A treadmill is great for exercise. That seems simple, right? But people keep finding new—and hilariously entertaining—ways to mis-use this seemingly straightforward piece of equipment. All we can say is thank you. We are very grateful to all teenagers who think it&#8217;s a good idea to put a skateboard on a treadmill. Or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A treadmill is great for exercise. That seems simple, right? But people keep finding new—and hilariously entertaining—ways to mis-use this seemingly straightforward piece of equipment.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Primates Kissing Things &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 02:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5017506"] Monkeys and apes—sometimes they look so much like us that it&#8217;s almost like we&#8217;re all somehow related. Whether they&#8217;re throwing summer pool parties, stealing people&#8217;s things or, in this case, kissing stuff, it&#8217;s nice to see that primates have a good sense of fun. As long as they&#8217;re not flinging their poop at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monkeys and apes—sometimes they look so much like us that it's almost like we're all somehow related.</p>
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		<title>A Collection of &#039;Baby Powder in the Blow Dryer&#039; Pranks &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 00:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5013060"] Want to do something nice for your sweetie on Valentine&#8217;s Day? DON&#8217;T pull the baby-powder-in-the-blow-dryer prank. (But if you do anyway, be sure to film it, thanks!) It&#8217;s often the simplest pranks that are the most enduring, the most re-watchable, and this prank is certainly that. It&#8217;s got visual flair, the element of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Want to do something nice for your sweetie on Valentine's Day? DON'T pull the baby-powder-in-the-blow-dryer prank. (But if you do anyway, be sure to film it, thanks!)</p>
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		<title>Watch These Wedding Guests Faint at Crucial Moments &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 20:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5011651"] Being in the wedding party can be tough. You have to stand there, for what feels like forever, generally in not the most comfortable clothing. And sometimes, it&#8217;s just too much to handle. Fainting can happen for any number of reasons. Maybe it&#8217;s just really hot in the church, maybe the minister has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being in the wedding party can be tough. You have to stand there, for what feels like forever, generally in not the most comfortable clothing. And sometimes, it's just too much to handle.</p>
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		<title>Video of the Rarely Seen Scottish Terrier Puppy Pinwheel &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 16:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5008413"] Never seen a Scottish terrier puppy pinwheel? It&#8217;s a mesmerizing sight. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t they stop walking, and just stand and drink?&#8221; you might ask. But that would be missing the point entirely. Once one of them starts moving as he drinks, the other five must then do the same. And round and round they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never seen a Scottish terrier puppy pinwheel? It's a mesmerizing sight.</p>
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		<title>Watch This Pygmy Jerboa Clean Himself &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5008450"] Never heard of a pygmy jerboa? It&#8217;s kind of like a kangaroo. A very, very, very, very small kangaroo. It may not carry its young in a pouch, but its long hind legs, short front legs, long tails and method of transportation (hopping) all match up well with the more well-known jumping Australian [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never heard of a pygmy jerboa? It's kind of like a kangaroo. A very, very, very, very small kangaroo.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Lobsters Scare People &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="4997308"] Lobsters are delicious, no argument here, but they are also quite monstrous-looking. If one catches you by surprise, it&#8217;s perfectly understandable to shriek in terror. Like these people. The huge claws, the antennae, all those legs—they&#8217;re like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft tale. Except really, really tasty. The Daily Distraction is your Internet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lobsters are delicious, no argument here, but they are also quite monstrous-looking. If one catches you by surprise, it's perfectly understandable to shriek in terror. Like these people.</p>
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		<title>A Collection of Pinata Accident Videos &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="4993956"] A floating box full of candy, a blindfolded person wielding a bat, and a crowd of onlookers—what could possibly go wrong? You can probably guess, but that doesn&#8217;t make watching it any less fun. It seems obvious, but here&#8217;s a bit of advice to anyone attending a party where there&#8217;s a piñata: when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A floating box full of candy, a blindfolded person wielding a bat, and a crowd of onlookers—what could possibly go wrong?</p>
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		<title>Animals Trying (and Failing) to Eat Kids at the Zoo &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="4991336"] It must be so tempting if you&#8217;re a lion. There, mere inches away, in plain sight, is a child—a quick, easy meal just sitting there. But for that darn glass! This video also gives you a helpful idea of scale that you don&#8217;t get watching nature shows on the National Geographic Channel. A child&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It must be so tempting if you're a lion. There, mere inches away, in plain sight, is a child—a quick, easy meal just sitting there. But for that darn glass!</p>
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		<title>These Pigs Go Swimming in the Bahamas &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="4991341"] Ah, the Bahamas. White sandy beaches, umbrella drinks, perfect weather &#8230; and swimming pigs? While they may not be the fastest breast-strokers out there, these pigs seem to have no trouble keeping their snouts above the water. Hopefully sometime soon we&#8217;ll get a glimpse of them diving off the dock, which should be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, the Bahamas. White sandy beaches, umbrella drinks, perfect weather ... and swimming pigs?</p>
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		<title>A Military-Homecoming Montage to Raise Your Spirits &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 14:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="4991338"] It&#8217;s one of the most heartwarming, sob-inducing sights you&#8217;ll see on the Internet: the soldier returning home from overseas, surprising his or her child. It never gets old, one of the genuine feel-good moments the Internet lets us see. So we thought we&#8217;d collect a few of our favorites. This clip collection could [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's one of the most heartwarming, sob-inducing sights you'll see on the Internet: the soldier returning home from overseas, surprising his or her child. It never gets old, one of the genuine feel-good moments the Internet lets us see.</p>
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