Comedian Finds Cocaine Inside Heckler’s Jacket
If you ever venture to a comedy club and rudely decide to ruin the comic's night by heckling, make sure you're not carrying any illegal drugs. You never know what could come out onstage...
If you ever venture to a comedy club and rudely decide to ruin the comic's night by heckling, make sure you're not carrying any illegal drugs. You never know what could come out onstage...
Police in Michigan pulled an elderly man over during a routine traffic stop, and when he refused a search of his pickup truck, a drug sniffing dog found almost 228 pounds of cocaine in the back.
Police then arrested 87-year-old Leo Sharp for possession of the drug.
Sure,his heart may explode from the "chunks of cocaine", he reportedly smoked, but for now it's a BIG heart and feeling generous.
You can't make this stuff up. Okay, you can make it up, but many times you don't have to. From the Washington Post comes a story about a man arrested for dealing drugs, a man by the name of...Cokayne.
Recently, we've featured stories about a few criminal "masterminds"... like the gentleman who broke into a home and when he heard the owner return before he could make his exit, called the police himself.
Then there was the fellow who called 911 to ask questions about his marijuana plant and any legal troubles that might come from it.
This story, however, might win this gentleman the "Dumb Criminal of the Year" award.
Good for him. I'm with Chuck. I know some of you might wonder how anyone could be on the side of a guy that appears as screwed up as Charlie Sheen. Here's my point : Charlie Sheen is honest.
His honesty is truly refreshing. Instead of pretending he's sorry for the suitcases full of cocaine, the 20 year old pornstars, chugging bottles of vodka, the 19 year old pornstars, his frivolous spending on baseball memorabilia or even the 18 year old pornstars, he just says..."Can't a guy have a little fun?".