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'Sad Cat Diary' Offers Hilarious Insight Into the Feline Mind

Emerald Catron — Sat, 18 May 2013 11:00:08 +0000

Internet superstar Ze Frank has made a video documenting the diary entries of sad cats. If cats could write a diary, and their brains followed the same brand of logic that human brains do, we imagine this is exactly what a sad cat's diary would be like.

10 Reasons Why Cats Are Not Good Spies

BJ Ragone — Thu, 09 May 2013 20:03:50 +0000

We recently came across some information about the CIA attempting to turn cats into some sort of half cat - half robot thingy to spy on suspicious people in the 1960's.

14 Animals Dropping Winks

Emerald Catron — Thu, 09 May 2013 11:01:49 +0000

These animals know what’s up. They know your secret. They know you’re in on the joke. They know how to close their eyes one at a time. They know how to be adorable. They know how to wink. Source: 14 Animals Dropping Winks

11 Guilty Pets Who Know What They Did

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:45:51 +0000

There’s nothing surprising about our pets getting into shenanigans when we’re not looking. Sometimes we find the little buggers in the act, and what results is adorably hilarious. But other times, we’re not lucky enough to catch them red-handed, although their guilty expressions totally allude to trouble. Basically, pets are really bad at keeping a [...]

11 Perfectly-Timed Animal Photos

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:40:34 +0000

Achieving a perfectly-timed picture is tricky stuff, because it doesnâ€™t usually happen on purpose. But when these photos are done right, the result is Web G-O-L-D. We already know animals partake in entertaining shenanigans, but capturing it at the right moment doesnâ€™t usually happen. Well guess what– weâ€™ve found those select few pictures that were [...]

See the Crazed Sorority Email as Interpreted by Adorable Animals

Christine Gritmon — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:07:04 +0000

University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson's swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma "sisters" has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn't an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?

And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we'd put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn't pleasing Sigma Nu what it's all about?

Lil Bub Meeting Robert De Niro Is the Best Thing You'll See All Day

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:23:30 +0000

Perma-kitten Lil Bub took the internet by storm last summer. Since then the feline, who has a bone condition which leaves her paws deformed and her mouth open and will stay small because she's a dwarf, has been viewed millions of times on YouTube and is a force on Facebook and Twitter.

See What Happens When Sports Balls are Replaced By Cats

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:42:51 +0000

Is the consistent lack of cats in athletics holding you back from being a sports fan? The folks behind a new Tumblr have now solved what we believe to be a fairly widespread issue with folks who would otherwise be all about their local team. The site is called Sports Ball Replaced With Cats. Simple. [...]

10 Adorable Animals Caught in Awkward Moments

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:11:46 +0000

People can be awkward. Missed high fives, cell phone crashing– humans are pretty darn good at making things hilariously embarrassing.Â Luckily for our own entertainment purposes, we’ve discovered another variety of awkward masters– animals! The thing is, four-legged strangeness comes in different varieties. Cats might hang out in super weird positions or maybe puppy love is [...]

Sophisticated Cat Finally Bought a Boat

Emerald Catron — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:15:06 +0000

The Bjork video above is how it all began. We see a cat dressed in a suit at a table, reading a paper. Eventually somebody had the brilliant idea to provide it with a caption, and a meme was born. Soon Sophisticated Cat took off, and people were using him to wish for all sorts [...]

TheFW March Madness Brackets Final Round — Best Internet Animal

Christine Gritmon — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:15:17 +0000

It’s March Madness, and we’re ranking the stuff that really matters –Â animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes. This is it â€“ the Final Round! Grumpy Cat‘s certainty that everything sucks has beaten out Henri the Existential Cat‘s eternal questioning. Surprised Kitty’s sweet little squeak becomes a victory song as she surprises the Screaming Goats with [...]

Why Every Cat Should Be More Like Pancake

Emerald Catron — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:40:20 +0000

Our childhood pet was a cat named Snowball whose two special tricks were hiding behind the refrigerator and disappearing for weeks on end. Sometimes we would think that Snowball was hiding behind the refrigerator, and then it would be a couple of days, and we would start worrying that Snowball had died behind the refrigerator, and then a week later she would show up and be mad that there wasn't food waiting for her

TheFW March Madness Brackets Round Three — Best Internet Animals

Christine Gritmon — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:17:25 +0000

It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.

'Unruly' Diva Cat Fired From Broadway Show

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:47:49 +0000

Until yesterday, the BroadwayÂ productionÂ of the Truman Capote classic ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’ had been notable for starring ‘Game of Thrones’ mother of dragons Emilia Clarke in the Holly Golightly role. But now it’s an animal actor who’s getting all the ink. Mortie, a cat, is the understudy to Vito Vincent, another cat, who plays Holly’s pet [...]

'Lil Bub & Friendz' Brings Internet Cats to the Big Screen

Kyle Dowling — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:37:52 +0000

Now here’s a documentary that’s the cat’s pajamas. (Sorry.) Internet sensation Lil Bub — the “perma-kitten” that stole everyones heart with that oh, so cute stare — is getting her own film! (Cue your cheers and/or perplexed facial expressions.) Regardless of your feelings towards this adorable kitten, this trailer for ‘Lil Bub & Friendz,’ follows [...]

Here's a Bunch of Cats Being Total Jerks

Emerald Catron — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:00:09 +0000

The internet has a longstanding, undisputed love of cats. Just because we love something doesn’t mean we have to think it’s perfect, though. Cats, for example, in addition to being cuddly and adorable, are basically huge jerks. You can argue if you want, but this video is proof. It’s just a two-minute montage of cats [...]

News Anchor Can't Get Through Fat Cat Story Without Cracking Up

Kyle Dowling — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:25:59 +0000

It looks as if that obesity epidemic that America finds itself in has spread to the feline population. Perhaps our FLOTUS can tackle that next, but until she does, we’ll settle for this news anchor’s giggling coverage. Occasionally, journalists are expected to cover stories called “fluff pieces,” such as this one about a cat attempting [...]

12 Adorable Animals Taking 'Selfie' Photos

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:47:49 +0000

We have no idea why, but animals are like, super talented when it comes to photography. Remember how they're master photobombers? That's just the beginning. Even though their talent is slightly greater than that of us humans, there are zero complaints on our end, because the result is always entertaining, adorable, strangely hilarious or all of the above.

Watch NBA Players Overreact to Anything [VIDEO]

Adam West — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 20:00:35 +0000

You’ve seen the slam dunk competitions, you’ve heard the announcers go crazy with enthusiasm, now watch as NBA players overreact in this stunning video compilation. I’m not sure if the cat, or the Chuck Norris clip is the funniest. You Tube

Meet Dave, the Hockey-Watching Cat

Adam West — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:31:11 +0000

What can you say about a cat who watches TV? Meet Dave. Dave likes watching hockey. That’s better than my cat Lily, who likes Downton Abbey. You Tube