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	<title>KLUB 106.9 The Rock &#187; animals</title>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why Cats Are Not Good Spies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 20:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BJ Ragone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We recently came across some information about the CIA attempting to turn cats into some sort of half cat &#8211; half robot thingy to spy on suspicious people in the 1960&#8242;s. The plan was to implant live cats with recording devices. You can obviously tell that this plan did not work out. While cats can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We recently <a href="http://gawker.com/why-cats-are-not-good-spies-496194082?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&amp;utm_source=gawker_facebook&amp;utm_medium=socialflow" target="_blank">came across some information</a> about the CIA attempting to turn cats into some sort of half cat - half robot thingy to spy on suspicious people in the 1960's.</p>
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		<title>Groundhog Threatens New Jersey Little League</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An enormous groundhog terrorized a New Jersey Little League complex, broke out of captivity after being captured and was still at-large on Tuesday. Really. On Saturday afternoon in Bridgeton, N.J., some kids saw a groundhog on a parking lot near the Bridgeton Little League fields. When the kids tried to get a better look at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An enormous groundhog terrorized a New Jersey Little League complex, broke out of captivity after being captured and was still at-large on Tuesday. <a href="http://www.nj.com/cumberland/index.ssf/2013/05/groundhog_terrorizes_bridgeton.html#incart_river_default" target="_blank">Really</a>.</p>
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		<title>Camel Tries to Eat Little Girl and It&#039;s Adorable</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 13:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quick &#8211; what do camels eat? This video shows they may have a hankering for little girls. While enjoying a drive-thru zoo in Kansas City, one family found itself fending off a camel when the creature decided to poke its head into the car and get a little too personal with the girl after the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quick – what do camels eat?</p>
<p>This video shows they may have a hankering for little girls.</p>
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		<title>16 Photos of Quokkas, aka Your New Favorite Animal</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/quokkas-your-new-favorite-animal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re anything like us, right now you&#8217;re probably mentally screaming, &#8220;WHAT? What is this?!! How have I never seen this adorable creature anymore?&#8221; Don&#8217;t feel too bad &#8212; it&#8217;s a quokka, and it lives primarily on some islands off the coast of Australia, and is currently listed as being a &#8220;vulnerable&#8221; animal. So it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're anything like us, right now you're probably mentally screaming, "WHAT? What is this?!! How have I never seen this adorable creature anymore?" Don't feel too bad -- it's a quokka, and it lives primarily on some islands off the coast of Australia, and is currently listed as being a "vulnerable" animal. So it's not like they're walking around all over the place.</p>
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		<title>How Animals (Sort of) Eat Their Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You should probably watch this video. Especially if you need something absurd to turn your day around. This is about as ridiculous as it gets. It&#8217;s a man doing his impressions of how different animals eat their food. Really none of them are particularly accurate (we don&#8217;t recall ever seeing a bull just slam his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should probably watch this video. Especially if you need something absurd to turn your day around. This is about as ridiculous as it gets. It's a man doing his impressions of how different animals eat their food.</p>
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		<title>Watch People Pet a Lion at a Zoo Where You Can Actually Touch Wild Animals</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/zoo-touch-wild-animals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dorothy is no longer the only person walking among lions, tigers and bears. For about $25 a pop, the Lujan Zoo in Argentina allows visitors to frolic among the creatures who are kept there. That’s right – you can pet, feed and even pose for pictures with the animals as you stroll the grounds. There [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dorothy is no longer the only person walking among lions, tigers and bears.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Llamas Spitting at People &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daily Distraction</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5031315"] What&#8217;s the thing that everyone knows about llamas? That they spit, right? So why are these people caught off-guard? Who knows, but it sure is fun to watch. And after watching this, if you ever find yourself in spitting distance of a llama, well, you&#8217;ll know to&#160;move back. The Daily Distraction&#160;is your Internet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's the thing that everyone knows about llamas? That they spit, right? So why are these people caught off-guard?</p>
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		<title>Watch These Farm Animals Being Very Rude &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/farm-animals-being-rude-video-daily-distraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daily Distraction</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5029987"] We don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s gotten into these guys. Maybe some of them just aren&#8217;t cut out for life on the farm. And it&#8217;s not just pigs, who have a well-earned reputation for being rather unmannerly. Goats, horses, chickens, you name it&#8212;being polite gets tossed right out the window when there&#8217;s a bag of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don't know what's gotten into these guys. Maybe some of them just aren't cut out for life on the farm.</p>
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		<title>Sea Lions Are Also Screaming Like Humans Now</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/sea-lions-are-also-screaming-like-humans-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 11:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you love watching videos of animals yelling like humans, but were worried the whole goat thing was getting a little bit played out, this is the video for you. It&#8217;s the same general concept as those goats yelling like humans, but the animal is different. This time it&#8217;s sea lions. And maybe some seals? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you love watching videos of animals yelling like humans, but were worried the whole <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/goats/">goat thing</a> was getting a little bit played out, this is the video for you. </p>
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		<title>Mystery Creature Washes Ashore in Wales</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/mystery-creature-wales/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 12:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter Bailey, 27, was taking his dog for her evening walk along the beach in Tenby, Wales, when he came across this unusual sight. He snapped some pictures of it, because he had no idea what it is, and now it has earned the name The Beast of Tenby.&#160; Bailey told the Western Telegraph, &#8220;Immediately [...]]]></description>
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<p>Peter Bailey, 27, was taking his dog for her evening walk along the beach in Tenby, Wales, when he came across this unusual sight. He snapped some pictures of it, because he had no idea what it is, and now it has earned the name The Beast of Tenby. </p>
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		<title>Prehistoric Chainsaw Massacre: Helicoprion Was One Bad Mutha</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The thought of a man eating, chew-you-up-and-turn-you-into sea poo brand of Great White is frightening enough to keep us out of the ocean during spring break; however, scientists say that the sharks of our time are goldfish in comparison to this fiendish 25-foot chainsaw-toothed, prehistoric killer known as Helicoprion. Researchers say that this half-ton monstrosity [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The thought of a man eating, chew-you-up-and-turn-you-into sea poo brand of Great White is frightening enough to keep us out of the ocean during spring break; however, scientists say that the sharks of our time are goldfish in comparison to this fiendish 25-foot chainsaw-toothed, prehistoric killer known as Helicoprion.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Primates Kissing Things &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 02:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daily Distraction</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="5017506"] Monkeys and apes&#8212;sometimes they look so much like us that it&#8217;s almost like we&#8217;re all somehow related. Whether they&#8217;re throwing summer pool parties, stealing people&#8217;s things or, in this case, kissing stuff, it&#8217;s nice to see that primates have a good sense of fun. As long as they&#8217;re not flinging their poop at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monkeys and apes—sometimes they look so much like us that it's almost like we're all somehow related.</p>
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		<title>The Adorable &quot;War Cry&quot; of the Namaqua Rain Frog</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/namaqua-rain-frog-war-cry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Supposedly this is the war cry of the Namaqua Rain Frog, but honestly, it&#8217;s not very intimidating. It seems to be more of a &#8220;cry for help&#8221; cry, the kind you make when things are about to turn ugly. Then again, we don&#8217;t know how anything could be as ugly as this frog&#8230; This squeaking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Supposedly this is the war cry of the Namaqua Rain Frog, but honestly, it's not very intimidating. It seems to be more of a "cry for help" cry, the kind you make when things are about to turn ugly. Then again, we don't know how anything could be as ugly as this frog...</p>
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		<title>Baby Penguin Named Casanova Born and Awwwwwww [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/baby-penguin-casanova-born-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 00:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Chaberski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last month at the Adventure Aquarium in Camden, New Jersey, Casanova was born. Casanova is an African black-footed penguin and the newest attraction at the aquarium. When he was born he was little more than the size of a golf ball and has grown to about three pounds now. Still just a few weeks old, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last month at the <a href="http://www.adventureaquarium.com/" target="_blank">Adventure Aquarium</a> in Camden, New Jersey, <a href="http://nj1015.com/baby-penguin-born-at-camden-adventure-aquarium/" target="_blank">Casanova was born</a>.</p>
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		<title>Condor Breaks Loose At Minor League Hockey Game, Creates Havoc</title>
		<link>http://1069therock.com/condor-breaks-loose-at-minor-league-hockey-game-creates-havoc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minor league hockey doesn&#8217;t always pack in the fans, especially in the desert climate of Bakersfield, Calif., where the hometown Condors sometimes resort to odd promotions and in-game entertainment, like setting a giant crazed bird loose in the arena. Prior to each home game, the Condors have a real, giant condor, which they uncage and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Minor league hockey doesn't always pack in the fans, especially in the desert climate of Bakersfield, Calif., where the hometown Condors sometimes resort to odd promotions and in-game entertainment, like setting a giant crazed bird loose in the arena. </p>
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		<title>The 10 Deadliest Animals on Earth</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl Pettit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man is widely considered to be the deadliest animal on the planet, mostly because it&#8217;s hard to match the killing power of our guns and nuclear bombs. Even so, there are plenty of lethal predators out there that are more than willing to take us on and, if fortune favors these creates in battle, rip [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man is widely considered to be the deadliest animal on the planet, mostly because it's hard to match the killing power of our guns and nuclear bombs. Even so, there are plenty of lethal predators out there that are more than willing to take us on and, if fortune favors these creates in battle, rip a chunk out of our flesh, or even end our lives.</p>
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		<title>The Squirrel&#039;s Reaction Says it All [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam West</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The BBC is known for putting together outstanding nature documentaries. From the network&#8217;s Africa series, comes this little gem of a deer being stalked by a leopard. The deer gets tipped off in time and runs away, but the reaction from an onlooking squirrel provides us with a priceless &#8220;oh sh*t!&#8221; moment-check it out below. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The BBC is known for putting together outstanding nature documentaries. From the network's Africa series, comes this little gem of a deer being stalked by a leopard. The deer gets tipped off in time and runs away, but the reaction from an onlooking squirrel provides us with a priceless "oh sh*t!" moment-check it out below.</p>
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		<title>Want to Smash Cute Animals? Researchers Say You May Be Normal, But We Still Think You&#039;re Sick</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 12:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having the uncontrollable urge to smoosh your neighbor&#8217;s adorable puppy or punch a random kitten in the face is &#8220;completely normal,&#8221; according to a new study. So basically, researchers have found that the human race is full of psychopaths with a naturally aggressive response to things they find adorably vulnerable. Excellent. Researchers recently decided to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having the uncontrollable urge to smoosh your neighbor’s adorable puppy or punch a random kitten in the face is "completely normal," according to a <a href="http://www.livescience.com/26452-why-we-go-crazy-for-cuteness.html" target="_blank">new study</a>. So basically, researchers have found that the human race is full of psychopaths with a naturally aggressive response to things they find adorably vulnerable. Excellent.</p>
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		<title>Watch These Lobsters Scare People &#8212; Daily Distraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daily Distraction</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[onescreen item="4997308"] Lobsters are delicious, no argument here, but they are also quite monstrous-looking. If one catches you by surprise, it&#8217;s perfectly understandable to shriek in terror. Like these people. The huge claws, the antennae, all those legs&#8212;they&#8217;re like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft tale. Except really, really tasty. The Daily Distraction&#160;is your Internet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lobsters are delicious, no argument here, but they are also quite monstrous-looking. If one catches you by surprise, it's perfectly understandable to shriek in terror. Like these people.</p>
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		<title>High-Speed Hamster Havoc: Your Stupid Video of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam West</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all heard the jokes about small cars that have a hamster running on a wheel to power them, so what do you think they look like when the little guy is cranking up the rpm&#8217;s? Check out this dude as he revs it up out before biting it. Warning-bad language alert. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've all heard the jokes about small cars that have a hamster running on a wheel to power them, so what do you think they look like when the little guy is cranking up the rpm's? Check out this dude as he revs it up out before biting it. Warning-bad language alert.</p>
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