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Tough Day, Bro — Dude Gets Abducted By Aliens and Charged With DUI

Mike Adams — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 12:32:37 +0000

While there is no scientific proof that the consumption of mass quantities of alcohol will render a person completely insane, there is certainly no shortage of case studies within this mad, mad world to build a strong argument against it. See above. Once a drunkard starts babbling some nonsense about an alien abduction being responsible [...]

Is This Really a Photo of an Alien in the Woods in Texas?

Donald Deane — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 00:12:17 +0000

Maybe we're just hypersensitive to this sort of thing, but it seems like UFO reports have been pouring in lately. After the possible appearance of UFOs in Google Street View and in the skies over San Francisco and Brooklyn, a man claims to have snapped a photographed of a "Grey" alien in the woods of Texas.

Did UFOs Appear Over Brooklyn and San Francisco?

Donald Deane — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:03:07 +0000

We're already convinced that aliens exist, so it's not like we need any further proof. But these clips of identical UFOs hovering in the sky over Brooklyn and San Francisco blew us away. All hail our alien overlords! (The videos are a bit NSFW, by the way, due to some UFO-inspired potty mouth.)

Baby in 'Alien' Power Loader Costume Wins Halloween

Emerald Catron — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:09:50 +0000

Giving up hyperbole was a New Year’s resolution of ours, so you can be confident we mean it when we say this is quite possibly the greatest baby costume ever. The little lady is dressed up like ‘Aliens’-era Ripley — operating a power loader! Her dad carefully constructed the costume to be baby safe, then [...]

Do You Believe Aliens Exist? Most Do — Survey of the Day

Mike Adams — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:30:48 +0000

While the threat of an alien invasion does not pose any immediate danger to the world as we know it, a new report suggests that a large part of the American population would not be surprised if one day it actually happened. In fact, this recent survey commissioned by the National Geographic Channel found that [...]

Would You Have Any Interest In This Brothel Full of 'Aliens?'

Chris Illuminati — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:42:44 +0000

Set your crotch phasers to stunned — the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and star of the HBO series ‘Cathouse’ wants to make men’s fantasies of extra-terrestrial sex a reality by opening an entire brothel of women dressed like aliens.

Update on Alaska's Mysterious "Orange Goo"

Harley Myles — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:31:55 +0000

Ok. Scientists say they have it figured out. Kind of anyway. Maybe "figured out" is pushing it, but narrowed down, at least.

They claim now that is definitely a "natural" substance. It's not man-made. So their verdict as to WHAT it exactly is...Eggs.

Eggs? What kind of eggs? They don't know. At least, not yet.

New Movie Releases: 'Super 8′

Amory Gritta — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 14:06:06 +0000

Aliens are creeping back into theaters this week with the release of J.J. Abrams' hotly anticipated 'Super 8,' about a group of kids who captures a mysterious train crash on their video cameras in 1979.

Will this be summer's next big hit? Or are audiences cool on alien-invasion movies?

Check out the trailer after the jump, then get a list of movies still playing in theaters, to help plan your weekend at the movies.

Sammy Hagar Claims He Has Twice Been Contacted By Aliens

Amory Gritta — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:30:53 +0000

During an interview to promote his memoir, “Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock” Sammy Hagar claimed he has twice made contact with extra-terrestrials. The former Van Halen front-man didn’t include the full details of the encounters in his book, because his co-author told him people wouldn’t want to hear about them. However, the 63-year old [...]