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9 Sloths Who Are Working for the Weekend

Sloth Jobs
Emerald Catron

We love sloths. There’s no question. But we can’t spend all day looking at them online– sometimes we have to take a break to order food from Seamless or run a damp sponge over our body. Worse, sometimes we actually have to leave the apartment. To combat this, we’ve taken sloths and given them everyday jobs, so we can imagine the people we have to talk to are sloths while we’re talking to them. That’s normal, right?

Plus, it gives the sloth community a better reputation. They aren’t sloth-ful, they’re work-ful. (Yes, that’s not a word. Look, sloths in people clothes!)


Sloth Barista

 
 
 
Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron

He'll make your coffee when he feels like it (probably never.)

Sloth Chef

 
 
 
Sloth Chef
Emerald Catron

Pioneering the slow foods movement. (GET IT?!)

Sloth Postman

 
 
 
Sloth Postman
Emerald Catron

Personally responsible for shutting down Saturday service.

Sloth Teacher

 
 
 
Sloth Teacher
Emerald Catron

Turn in your term paper as late as you want!

Sloth Photographer

 
 
 
Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron

Hold that pose. For a long, long time.

Sloth Trucker

 
 
 
Sloth Trucker
Emerald Catron

At least he doesn't speed down the highway.

Sloth Scientist

 
 
 
Sloth Scientist
Emerald Catron

Probably studying the bacteria from his own fur.

Sloth Gardener

 
 
 
Sloth Gardener
Emerald Catron

Grow flowers, then poop in them!

Sloth Secretary

 
 
 
Sloth Secretary
Emerald Catron

The only possible reason 311 keeps us on hold for as long as they do.

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