You really can't make this stuff up folks. One of Houston's most popular strippers and sometimes-model Jhonni Blaze reportedly had a miscarriage on stage while twerking, according to witnesses.

Last week, as the young performer was reportedly twerking on stage, she began to bleed profusely.

When Blaze left the stage, witnesses allege, she went in to a convulsion. The paramedics were immediately summoned, transporting her to the nearest emergency room, where she was reportedly given a transfusion.

The self-described “pole assassin” and proclaimed “Queen of Houston” was reportedly treated for a miscarriage.

So now the Surgeon General really needs to slap a warning label on all stripper heels that warns against this silent killer. Before you know it the government will form a "task force" or the Government Sanctioned Twerking Reduction of Injury to Naughty Girls or "G-STRING" foundation. Hey, it could happen!

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