Funny Craigslist Ad of the Day

I literally laughed out loud when reading today's selection.  I've sold a couple of things on Craigslist before and it can be like pulling teeth with some people.  I remember the ad I placed once for a set of car stereo speakers had every known spec listed in the details.  Yet you still have one or two of those annoying ass people who come up with some jack-assed question to ask.  I can understand this guy's frustration.  Be warned though...the language in the ad is kind of harsh so if you're offended by F-Bombs DO NOT read on.