For The Love of All That is Holy….Stop with the F**king Giraffe s**t already!!

Things tend to trend quickly on Facebook, fine....whatever.  However, some of those trends just annoy the living piss out of me.  Case and point...the stupid God damned giraffe riddle.

The premise behind it is this....There is a riddle that asks basically if your parents visit you at 3am and wake you up for breakfast.  You have a choice of a bottle of whatever, a box of whatever and some other crap...what is the first thing you open?  First off...why in the actual hell would your parents come wake you up at 3am for breakfast?  Already doesn't make sense but I digress.

Then, if you get it wrong, you have to change your profile to a picture of a giraffe for 3 days.  Lame right?

I've seen this explode all over my newsfeed this weekend and it wore out it's welcome rather quick so just do yourself a favor and either ignore the crap out of it or, if you must know, the answer is YOUR EYES!!!  First thing you open is YOUR EYES!

Now you know, and as G.I. Joe said..."knowing is half the battle"....whatever the f**k that means.