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Here’s One For All You Hillbilly/Video Game Nerds
Maybe it's just that I grew up in the Smoky Mountains, in East Tennessee. Maybe it's that I played a lot of Nintendo as a kid. But something about this spoke to my heart.
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Death By Pasta
No, it wasn't the calories. Nor was it a case of eating oneself to death. It was literally death by pasta in Toronto, Ontario earlier this week, when a man who works in a pasta factory actually fell in to a pasta making machine. The 26 year old man was working at the machine when according to a relative of a worker, his shirt got caught in the machine, and it pulled him in head first.
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Victoria : Dumb Criminals ?
I know Victoria is more known for it's #2 national ranking in murders per capita. We focus on our violent crime here in South Texas. I guess criminals here have their priorities straight. Go ahead. Blame on all on "gang activity".
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The Blue Chair of Fertility
Want to get pregnant? Then, you might want to visit a hotel in England, where there's a chair sitting in the lobby that's been dubbed "the fertility chair." I would not make this stuff up, no sir. According to a report, 7 hotel staff members have become pregnant in the past 18 months, and they all have something in common...they all sat in the ominous Blue Chair of Fertility.
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See!! It’s Not a Gland Problem!!!
You've been looking for an excuse, haven't you? It can't be that you just got lazy. It can't be that you're just apathetic. It must be a gland problem, right? In a strange way it might be a gland problem. The glands that produced your children.
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Anti-Porn Politician Resigns After Getting Caught Downloading Porn
Getting caught looking at Internet porn can be embarrassing, but it's rarely a big deal. Unless of course you're a member of a political party railing against pornography.
An Indonesian member of parliament was caught downloading an X-rated video from the Internet. Mr. Arifinto hastily resigned after his screen was photographed during a parliamentary session. He'd previously spearheaded Indonesia's 2008 anti-porn bill.
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Justin Bieber Impersonator…This Is Just Creepy
Okay. This is my problem with Justin Bieber. Anybody who can be impersonated so well by a chick, AIN'T right. The girl didn't even really have to do anything differently either. Worse yet, something about "her" reminds me of Tom Brady too. He's purdy. The video is here.
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75-Year-Old Lady Accidentally Shuts Down Armenian Internet
You know how full of rage you get when your favorite website is down or when your Internet connection is acting finicky?
Well, imagine a country-wide outage that lasted for half a day -- all because a 75-year-old woman accidentally clipped the wrong cable.
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Karma is Awesome!
Isn't it great when some fool is trying to do something wrong, and they end up getting bitten in the buttocks for it? Like in the movies, or on television. We all cheer when they get theirs, right? So it went for a guy in England.
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Sperm Counts Are On the Decline (Blame Electronics)
According to researchers, the sperm counts of European and American men have been steadily falling over the last 50 years.
Scientists believe environmental factors are contributing this decline. W
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Human Hearts Sold at The Tiger Tote?
If I were inclined to enjoy the taste of a fresh heart, which is still a big IF right now, would it be wrong to eat one of these "human" hearts?
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Soccer Goalie Sues Other Soccer Goalie for ‘Muppet Show’ Insult
Jens Lehman and Tim Wiese are two of the better soccer goalkeepers in the world, having both represented Germany in international competition.
Now, Lehman is suing Wiese for telling a newspaper reporter that Lehmann should "go to the 'Muppet Show'" and be treated "on a couch."
And it wasn't as if Wiese's barbs were without provocation: They were actually in direct response to criticism Lehman has levied against Wiese when Lehman was working as a television commentator.