Science

The all-robot band Compressorhead makes those Chuck E. Cheese animatrons look like a bunch of clowns!

Are you a cucumber fan? Don't be gross -- what we mean is, do you enjoy a light cucumber sandwich every once in a blue moon, or a couple cukes in your salads? Well listen up-- switch to organic. NOW. We just got word of some awful news; the genetically-modified ones can make your junk bald.

Something very strange happens at the 1:15 point in this video. When these three clear solutions are combined on a stir plate, the result changes color — and keeps changing!

People Magazine's Sexiest Fish Alive for 2012 is... not the Angler fish. In fact, we'll have to agree with the narrator: these guys are like rainbows of ugly.

If you're an arachnophobic you might want to turn away: this video of a Sicarius (a six-eyed sand spider) rapidly covering itself up might just make you itch!

Even scientists have soul! Take a listen to 'Jewel in the Night,' by Colonel Chris Hadfield.

If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.

Any rock fan worth his or her salt is aware of the "live fast, die young" mythology surrounding the music -- and lord knows we've all seen more than enough musicians succumb to the stereotype. But a new study suggests the phenomenon might be far more widespread than previously believed.

Some of us dudes are packing a bit more wiener than sense, according to a new study which shows that despite efforts to educate, many men still choose not to use condoms. The biggest complaint? They say their meat-stick simply will not fit into a one-size-fits-all rubber. We have the opposite problem, so we can't relate.

Aren't children precious?

While there used to be some speculation in the Darwin community that human hands evolved to make it easier to "pack the palm", a new study indicates that our ability to make a fist actually manifested for the sole purpose of beating the holy, living snot out of each other.

According to a recent study, Mr. Ron Jeremy is a regular cancer-fighting hero.