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Who’d Ya Rather?
WARNING : Shallow Commentary Ahead!!!
I used to think Bill Clinton had bad taste in women. But Slick Willie has nothing on Arnold.
Political
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Obama Reelection Campaign Selling Birth Certificate T-Shirts
Barack Obama is cashing in on the birther controversy.
For a donation of $25 or more to the President's reelection campaign, you can get a copy of his much-discussed birth certificate to wear right on your chest.
In an email to supporters, Obama's deputy campaign manager, Julianna Smoot, explained the reasoning behind the sure-to-be controversial T-shirt.
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Donald Trump Not Running for President in 2012
'Celebrity Apprentice' host Donald Trump announced Monday that, despite previous intentions, he will not be running for President in 2012.
"I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election," Trump said in a statement, according to ABC News. "I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."
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Newt Gingrich Running for President
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is officially running for President.
The Republican figure confirmed his long-awaited announcement on Wednesday in a video posted to YouTube, in which he said, "I believe we can return America to hope and opportunity ... There's a much better American future ahead."
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Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed Off in Osama bin Laden Spoof
According to a mock publication called the Galactic Empire Times, Imperial leader Darth Vader confirmed this week that terrorist mastermind Obi-Wan Kenobi has been killed.
In this spoof of the recent killing of O
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Tales From The Crypt Star With New Video
Okay, I'm being told now that it's not actually the crypt keeper, but actually Maria Schriver. I am soooo embarrassed by my mistake.
Forgive me.
On a serious note, Arnold and Maria have officially separated. Wow. Didn't see that one coming. They've been together a long time.
I've long heard rumors that Arnold was secretly, gravely ill and that Maria had temporarily suspended plans to leave him. It would've besmirched her good name if she had left him at a time of illness. But as it turns out, the doctors were wrong. It's not a Tuma.
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Bush Gets in on the Action
I guess the former president felt a little left out by all this "Obama-Osama" stuff. So he turned a local Sizzler Steakhouse into his own personal "National Address". Miss him yet?
Enjoy this video.
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Barack Obama Roasts Donald Trump at White House Correspondents’ Dinner [VIDEO]
In the battle between Donald Trump and Barack Obama, it looks like our nation's President is having the last laugh.
Just days after he released his long form birth certificate to the public, Obama appeared at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner, during which he saved time to pull a few jabs at the 'Celebrity Apprentice' host, who for weeks had demanded to see the certificate.
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Trump’s Bid For Presidency Has Been “Busey’d”
"Gary Substance Abusey". Feared by the American Dental Association, Car Insurance companies and Presidential candidates alike.
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Most Royal Weddings Suck, But Not This One
This video IS funny. It's not "somebody getting hurt kind of funny". That kind of stuff is hard to beat. But it's , at minimum, slightly more than entertaining.
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Vice President Van Winkle
It may not stack up to George Bush Sr. yacking in a Foreign dignatary's lap, but it's always funny to catch an American statesman doing something so...Human.
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What, Are You Kidding Me?
A Seattle, Washington elementary school may have taken political correctness a bit too far, when they decided that Easter eggs should now be referred to as "spring spheres." Wait, what?!? Now, we've heard it all!