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Maryse Ouellet — Celeb Crush
You may know her as simply “Maryse,” but today’s Celeb Crush’s full name is Maryse Ouellett.
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Ashley Taylor Altheide — Babe of the Day
Ashley is a 22-year-old Indiana girl who just moved to LA to pursue her dream. We would like to move to LA and pursue her. Not in the creepy way, though.
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Lunar and Tarion — Babes of the Day
Lunar and Tarion are such close friends that they couldn't bear the idea of being separated, so we're bringing you a double whammy for Babe of the Day.
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Beth Ostrosky Stern — Celeb Crush
Howard Stern just may be the luckiest man alive.
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Aneta Kowal — Babe of the Day
Aneta Kowal is a 21-year-old model who lives in Detroit. She's one of the city's most renowned models (and she doesn't even have four wheels — Detroit! Car jokes!). She was named 2012 Miss Michigan Hooters
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12 Adorable Animals Taking ‘Selfie’ Photos
We have no idea why, but animals are like, super talented when it comes to photography. Remember how they're master photobombers? That's just the beginning. Even though their talent is slightly greater than that of us humans, there are zero complaints on our end, because the result is always entertaining, adorable, strangely hilarious or all of the above.
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10 Vintage Oscar Moments
We've got some guesses as to what's going to happen at the Oscars this Sunday. Nick Nolte's already told us about his pet crow, so we're guessing it's just going to be women wearing insanely expensive, unnecessarily frilly, sparkly dresses giving canned answers and men in tuxedos posing for cameras.
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MJ Gines — Babe of the Day
MJ's last name is pronounced like our favorite beer, Guinness; she might just be our favorite babe this week.
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10 Ridiculously Regrettable Disney Tattoos
Since tattoos are permanent and all, it's pretty important to choose a design you'll want to have for the rest of your life. The thing is, sometimes people don't exactly think about the whole 'forever' part of inking, and that's where hilarity comes prancing in.
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11 Guilty Dogs Caught in the Act
We have some beef with dogs. How is it that they can get into loads of trouble, and we still can't get mad at them due ridiculous amounts of cuteness? It's sort of annoying, especially because most times pups know they're getting into shenanigans, but they do mischievous stuff anyway. Even then we still can't bear to punish the little buggers.
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Jackie Danielle — Babe of the Day
Jackie is a 26-year-old model from Lakewood, Colorado. She's new to the modeling world, and we'd like to give her a very enthusiastic welcome.
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Christmas Abbott — Celeb Crush
At 5'3" and 115 pounds, Christmas might not seem like much of a threat, but we wouldn't challenge her to an arm wrestling match: the first female NASCAR pit crew member's new gig involves speeding around a No. 10 Ford wielding an air gun, and racing to unbolt the lug nuts on two 60-pound tires, replacing them both in around 12 seconds. We uh, can't do that.