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Rejoice! This Will Get You in the Holiday Spirit!

Wow...this is bad. Check out the video for yourself. But remember, I warned ya.

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Pic Courtesy of www.CBSnews.com
Pic Courtesy of www.CBSnews.com
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Holiday Crowds = Bad Smells

Last weekend, my wife and I ventured to a place that has a magnificent reputation as a place to go for holiday festivities. And it completely lived up to the hype. Unfortunatley though, the massive crowd that had gathered to ooh-and-aww at the Christmas Scenes (I can't tell you where it is), brought along with them a giant magpie of odor; an ecclectic mix of smells, that were not to my liking.

Now we're talking about a place that a lot of people, of all walks, travel to during the holiday season. And in particular, LOTS of old people. Silver Foxes and Blue Hairs....everywhere.

And we all know, that a whoppingly large percentage of old people stink. I mean a bad, heinous kind of "Stank" that can't be found anywhere else. Do they pee themselves? Do they forget to wipe? Is there skin just slowly rotting? Not sure. I just know it stinks.

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How To Dress For the Office Holiday Party

Trying to figure out what to wear to office Christmas parties is always a perplexing task: you don’t want to show up looking like a stiff – on the other hand you don’t want to look like you just finished working on your car.

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Love a Good Prank? Check This Out!

These two guys play a great prank in the midst of Black Friday! But why does it feel like in the beginning, they're about to make out? It's great wasting people's time, ain't it?

The "fish poison" part still has me laughing. Watch the vid and you'll understand what I mean.

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Don’t Ya Hate it When A Musical Just Happens?

What if people interfered? One Drunk guy is all it would take to ruin a live, off the cuff, musical like this. Maybe next time...maybe next time. Seriously funny vid though. check it out!

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Goliad Chamber
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Santa–On a Longhorn?

Friday, December 2nd and Saturday the 3rd will begin the 28th year of CHRISTMAS IN GOLIAD.  Merchants will offer new items in their shops, the restaurants will feature fabulous food and the "Christmas In Goliad" vendors will feature new and completely handmade items

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You Tube
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William Shatner Touts Turkey Frying Safety [VIDEO]

How about a deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving? Every year, you hear the horror stories of turkey fryer mishaps, and the usual safety messages. This year, State Farm Insurance put together a public service announcement to preach turkey frying safety. And, who better to star in that message than the king  of over-the-top acting? William Shatner, naturally!

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9 Classic Wrestlers Who Would Be Awful Thanksgiving Dinner Guests

Many of us grew up in a house that opened its doors to friends, family, and even strangers on Thanksgiving. We’ve all had some crazy guests at the table over the years but it could have been worse.

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Category: Holidays, Humor, Sports
Photo: Ricky Sun / Facebook
Photo: Ricky Sun / Facebook
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Suelyn Medeiros — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]

Suelyn Medeirios is a Brazil actress and model that has appeared in commercials, magazines like Smooth and in music videos for acts like R. Kelly and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She is currently rumored to be dating Chris Brown and was once linked romantically to rapper 50 Cent. 

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Kids Freak Out When Parents Pretend To Eat Their Halloween Candy [VIDEO]

What happens when you tell your kids that you ate all of the Halloween candy they collected during the night?

As it turns out, lots of crying.

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PenthouseMagazine.com
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Veronica Ricci is the ‘Babe of the Day’ [PICTURES]

Veronica Ricci has been in Penthouse magazine, appeared in several magazines and videos and has one of the hottest Twitter accounts around.

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Reporter Has a Freak Out at a Haunted House

I know the reporter in this story was caught off guard, but this is a pretty ridiculous reaction. Watch her get progressively more freaked out, until finally...the big scare! This would be hilarious if she just gave up, but instead she, like a porfessional is taught to do, keeps right on talking. That part is pretty annoying, but otherwise...funny video.

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