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World’s Third Smallest Baby Ever! [VIDEO]

Wow...just wow. This baby is tiny. The odds aren't good for survival. But ya never know. Check out the vid.

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Ungrateful Turds
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Jimmy Kimmel Strikes Again

The last time Jimmy Kimmel did a segment like this, I was not convinced it was all real. Second time around...still not convinced. Regardless, it's really funny. The last kids quote, about what to tell Jimmy Kimmel, makes the whole video worth while.

If you didn't see round one of these vids, let me set it up for you. Jimmy Kimmel had parents pretend the yate all the kids halloween candy and caught their reactions on film. Same thing here, with bad Christmas presents. Just watch and enjoy!

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The Older the Berry
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Ten “Most Fascinating People” of 2011

Kim Kardashian?  Really?  She's hot.  Like...too hot to be real.  Ironic that she's a "reality" star.  But is her life and personality fascinating?

I guess having the second most high profile wedding of the year, to an NBA

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Trampoline in the windstorm
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Scottish Guy Freaks About Wind Storm

Watch the vid. Living here in South Texas, how many of us have to stake down our trampolines and playground sets because of the gusting winds? Probably a lot of us.

I actually had a trampoline thrown by the wind not too long ao. In fact, in my old ass 1902 house, the wind blew so hard against a particular side of my house, the cabinets on my kitchen wall were all wide open when I woke up one Sunday morning. So the 100 mph winds in this video doesn't necessarily impress me. BUT...the hilarious Scottish accent does. Check it out.

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Maybe So!!!
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Did Miley Cyrus Get a Boob Job?

Alright, alright...She's lookin' hot! Wait a minute. She IS Eighteen, right? Not so sure about this one, especially with the scientific advances of the Bra industry. Read the article and see the pics for yourself. You be the judge : )

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Douchenberry
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Bad Lip Reading With Rick Perry

Gotta love the guys at www.funnyordie.com! Always funny. Not dead. Check out Rick Perry's latest vid!

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She IS hot!!
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Jennifer Anniston : Hottest Woman of All Time! Really?

She's hot. Really hot. But according to "Men's Health" Magazine, she's THEEE hottest woman of all time!! ALL TIME ? Seriously?

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Mentally Disturbed
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Like To Hear Cat’s Scream?

Ya know, normally I wouoldn't subject you to ANOTHER cat video. because God knows there's no shortage of those around. BUT...This Rocks!!

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He Just Popped a Viagra
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Rejoice! This Will Get You in the Holiday Spirit!

Wow...this is bad. Check out the video for yourself. But remember, I warned ya.

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Pic Courtesy of www.CBSnews.com
Pic Courtesy of www.CBSnews.com
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Holiday Crowds = Bad Smells

Last weekend, my wife and I ventured to a place that has a magnificent reputation as a place to go for holiday festivities. And it completely lived up to the hype. Unfortunatley though, the massive crowd that had gathered to ooh-and-aww at the Christmas Scenes (I can't tell you where it is), brought along with them a giant magpie of odor; an ecclectic mix of smells, that were not to my liking.

Now we're talking about a place that a lot of people, of all walks, travel to during the holiday season. And in particular, LOTS of old people. Silver Foxes and Blue Hairs....everywhere.

And we all know, that a whoppingly large percentage of old people stink. I mean a bad, heinous kind of "Stank" that can't be found anywhere else. Do they pee themselves? Do they forget to wipe? Is there skin just slowly rotting? Not sure. I just know it stinks.

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POV Cheerleading
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POV Cheerleading

I've never really thought about this before. It's POV cheerleading. POV means point-of-view, in the event that you're not an internet porn Connoisseur. So this is what it's like to be stared at? AND to annoy others. Nice. Check out the vid.

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Very Ugly ain't she
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My Kind of Movie Remake

I hate remakes...most of the time. This is a definite exception. Enjoy the vid : )

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