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Genius! Guy Makes Music With Kitchen Equipment

Proof that you can literally make music with anything, especially anything with an electric current. Hats off to this guy for making it happen. Cool video.

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Jodie Foster…Coming Out of the Closet Soon?

Did Ricky Gervais publicly "OUT" Jodie Foster at the Golden Globe Awards? I think he said what most people have been thinking for a loooong time. Does it matter? Nope.

Just sayin'.

Watch the video for yourself.

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A Midget is a Midget
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Dwarf Tossing Gone Bad

Better think twice before you toss that next dwarf. Peter Dinklage, an actor and known dwarf, while accepting his Golden Globe award, brought another dwarf's tragedy to public attention.

He mentioned a guy by the name of Martin Henderson. Then told the collective viewers to "google him".

What we found was a tragic story of a "big person on midget assault". Martin Henderson has been left badly injured, after being picked up and thrown outside of a bar in Southwest England.

Ithink to prevent future attacks like this, we should all check out this "Dwarf Tossing" video to get a better idea of what we're dealing with here.

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Protected From Vampires
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Memphis 40+ Years Behind

It seems like every major city in America has an MLK Blvd or Ave or St, right? Ironically Memphis hasn't...until now.

Good, Lawd...It's 2012!!! Despite what happened there in April of 1968, Memphis IS 65% African American. Now I don't care one way or the other, but I was quite surprised to find out that Memphis is JUST NOW adding a street named after Martin Luther King.

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Screw the Red cross…Here’s a More Useful Organization

There's an organization for everything in this country. Some that are charitable. Some that provide research statistics. Some are religious. Some that are helpful resources for staying informed.

But only one that celebrates the splendor and glory that is..."The Stache". That would be the "American Mustache Institute".

I swear to God, or someone like him/her, that I'm not making this one up.

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Parents…Trouble With Pulling Kid’s teeth?

I'm fighting this battle with my five (soon to be six) year old daughter. I sent her into an overdramatic frenzy just a few days ago, attempting to pull out a tooth that wasn't as loose as I originally thought. Maybe something like this will help.

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Lady Chink Eyes
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“Lady Chinky Eyes”?

Would you like a side of racism with your pizza, sir? If so, head to Papa John's.

An unsuspecting customer, of Asian heritage, picked up a pizza from Papa Johns and was shocked at what came with the pizza.

The receipt, printed out from their in-store computer, has her name listed as "Lady Chink Eyes".

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Chaz Bono is Saving Up For His/Her Own Set of Frank-n-Beans!!

Really? Seriously....CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at AdamandEve.com.

But NOOOOOOOOO...He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.

How do they do this? Is it synthetic?

I had a friend in HS that had half his ear cut off in a car wreck. I remember marveling, at the time, because doctors literally GREW him a new ear on the back of a mouse!! Could they do this with a penis

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Greenpeace’s Star Wars Ad Campaign Rags on VW for Opposing Proposed European Climate Change Law [VIDEO]

It started with a New Years greeting in a Facebook post by Volkswagen that seemed innocent enough this week:
We hope you had a fantastic New Year. Do you have any resolutions and what would you like to see us do more of this year?
Replies were mostly what you'd expect, people saying things they liked about the cars the company makes, items they'd like to see in future models. Then Greenpeace urged it's fans the next day to ambush the VW post:
Hello friends,  Volkswagen are asking on their Facebook page 'what would you like to see us do more of this year?' Well, Volkswagen U.K., we'd like you to stop threatening our planet by lobbying against climate laws. That would make a nice 2012. Click on their link and add your message.
The company's post got hundreds of replies, which resulted in a rather large regret that they ever opened that particular can of worms. Check out this video put together by Greenpeace that very cleverly gets their environmental message across.

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GOD HAS A FLAN
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15 Signs Improved by Graffiti

This brings to mind one that I wish I would've taken a picture of. A couple of years ago, my wife and I were driving through the Victoria Mall parking lot and noticed a STOP sign that someone had spray painted the words "Hammer Time" underneath the word Stop.

Hilarious.

Here's Fifteen signs that were improved with good, old fashioned graffiti.

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Treadmill Accidents = Funny

I was doing a live broadcast last night at Gold's Gym Express here in victoria. It's alwasy kind of weird, because I actually work out there. So these people usually see me working out, and then I just show up one evening and loiter around with a microphone. I say loiter, like I'm just wandering around aimlessy or something. That's far from the case though. I'm always looking for ways to entertain myself while I'm there.

I was speaking, off-air, with the manager and he told me there had been a couple of recent treadmill accidents there. He went into painstaking detail about how they went down.

Hilarious.

We spent the next ten minutes watching a complete D-Bag, wearing spandex none the less, going backwards, showboating on a treadmill. Is it wrong that we were both begging for an old fashioned youtube moment? A complete "Treadmill FAIL", type of happening?

Nah. He would've had it coming to him for hot doggin' it in the gym.

Point is...It got me thinking about some of the better ones I've seen on youtube. Check out this compilation of the best "Treadmill FAIL" moments. Use their stupidity and suffering to make yourself happy! Enjoy : )

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Tebow Nation is Considering a Boycott
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Bill Maher vs. “Tebow Nation”

I admit that I'm a Tebow, "The Footballer", fan. Not a Tebow, as Christian Crusader, fan. However, it doesn't bother me at all that he wants to use his celebrity to promote his religious beliefs. Who gives a poot? I just like him because he set the NFL back 60 years or so. He plays leather helmet football.

On the flip side of that, it also doesn't bother me at all when someone makes a joke about his religious motives. It doesn't bother me when someone makes a joke about Jesus though either. But again, I'm just missing that "I am offended by that" gene.

So now there's the Tebow Nation getting all fired up over a tweet that Bill Maher, comedian and long-time host of "Real Time" on HBO, shot off into cyberspace. They're offended, I guess. Again, I don't get it. But whatever.

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