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Mother and Son Accused of Stealing $2 Million of Merchandise from Toys R’ Us
It is always nice to see a mother and her son spending some quality time together. That is unless they are stealing millions of dollars of toys.
Dumb Criminals
Dumb Criminals
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Guy in Ferrari Runs Over Cop’s Foot — You Guess What Happens Next
Here is a move only an uber-douche would attempt.
The douche who ran over the cop’s foot is Julien Chabbott. Don’t know him? Neither do we. Apparently he’s Stephanie Pratt’s boyfriend. Don’t remember her? Neither do we. Turn
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Man Wants To Make a Beer Run So He Calls 911 For a Ride
Behind the pock marked mask of the true alcoholic, there are times when the stranglehold of desperation cuts off the blood flow to that part of the brain that serves as a holding cell for common sense.
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Guy Arrested for Stealing a Half-Full Can of PBR
Look, we know it’s hot outside, and we know there’s nothing better on a scorching day than a nice cold beer. But wielding a weapon and stealing the one someone else is already drinking?
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Man Arrested for Killing Knuckle Children in Neighbor’s Homes
In a strange case of jerking and entering, an Oregon man was arrested earlier this week for allegedly breaking into people’s homes and wrestling the old bald headed champ while watching porn on their personal computers.
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Mom Busted for Hacking Into School Computers to Change Kids’ Grades
Helping your kids with their homework is one thing. Breaking into the school’s computer systems to change your kids’ grades is something else entirely — but that’s what a mom in Pennsylvania is accused of doing.
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Rachel Martin, Bombshell Bank Teller, Steals $72K to Pay for a Boob Job
Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.
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Hackers Swiftly Identify Disgruntled Lettuce-Stomping Burger King Employee
A disgruntled Burger King employee was quickly shown the door after posting a knees-down photo of himself standing in lettuce meant for sandwiches — and then having his identity outed by a group of crack internet sleuths.
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Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab
There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.
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Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
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Pistol-Packin’ Grandpa Thwarts Florida Robbery [VIDEO]
Robbery 101: before you try to shake down a public establishment, make sure no one there is armed. That’s what two would-be thieves in Florida learned the hard way last weekend.
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Teen at Center of Colossal Drug Ring That Netted $20K a Month Busted By Police
An undercover investigation in Ohio has led to the shocking revelation that a 17-year-old is at the center of a huge drug ring that brings in up to $20,000 per month.
And here you thought it was tough for teens to find a summer job.