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Murderer Inexplicably Tattoos Confession On His Chest
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Murderer Inexplicably Tattoos Confession On His Chest

Los Angeles-area gang member Anthony Garcia killed John Juarez in front of liquor store back in 2004.

He commemorated the occasion with an elaborate chest tattoo, which contained the phrase "Garcia Kills," as well as a detailed etching of the crime scene, including the Christmas lights that adorned the liquor store where he committed the murder and the direction Juarez's body fell when he was shot.

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"Look at the newbie coming our way, fellas! He's gotta purdy, little mouth"
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Stupid Criminal. I Mean, Really Stupid.

Bruce Manlove.

I repeat, Bruce Manlove.

Think this guy is gonna have some trouble doing hard time with a name like that? The clerk that was robbed was lucky he didn't get "Sea-Bassed" in the men's room. Read below.

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Woman Refuses to Pull Over for Cops, Goes to McDonalds Instead
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Woman Refuses to Pull Over for Cops, Goes to McDonalds Instead

The golden arches must have been beckoning 64-year-old Roberta Spen something fierce on Monday.

Instead of pulling over after a police car turned on his lights behind her, the Coral Springs, FL, woman nonchalantly ventured through the McDonald's drive-thru to order lunch.

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Art Linkletter Was Right-Kids Do Say The Darndest Things!

It's true! Just ask 22 yr old Johnisha Terry of Austin, TX who was talking to a Police Officer in Austin about some outstanding warrants. According to a report, she began acting a little suspicious, and eventually her 3 yr old son asked Police if they had "found his mom's weed."

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Couple Tries to Rob Charity Lemonade Stand
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Couple Tries to Rob Charity Lemonade Stand

In an attempt to garner the title "World's Meanest Robbers," a couple in Houston held up a charity lemonade stand run by 13-year-old Chelsea Edwards and her two friends.

Gage Turner, 20, and Amber Umbarger, 21, allegedly approached the lemonade booth, inquired about the cost and then grabbed the money jar and ran.

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A Local Werewolf Eats the Human ear of a missing Inmate at the Victoria Jail.
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Victoria : Dumb Criminals ?

I know Victoria is more known for it's #2 national ranking in murders per capita. We focus on our violent crime here in South Texas. I guess criminals here have their priorities straight. Go ahead. Blame on all on "gang activity".

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Karma is Awesome!

Isn't it great when some fool is trying to do something wrong, and they end up getting bitten in the buttocks for it? Like in the movies, or on television. We all cheer when they get theirs, right? So it went for a guy in England.

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Man Holds Up Sister In Adult Bookstore Robbery
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Man Holds Up Sister In Adult Bookstore Robbery

20-year-old Nathaniel Atkinson has just been convicted of a stick-up robbery of a Lincoln, Nebraska adult book store. But here's the catch: His sister was working behind the porn shop's register when he committed his crime.

Atkinson avoided being identified by his kin by wearing a mask and socks on his hands. However, surveillance cameras were able to lead the authorities back to him. After the judge sentenced him to 16 to 32 months in prison, Atkinson expressed remorse, and made reference to a gambling addiction.

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Man Tries to Steal Shrimp by Stuffing Bag Down Pants
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Man Tries to Steal Shrimp by Stuffing Bag Down Pants

While grocery shopping last Thursday, Pennsylvania resident Brian McDaniel decided he wanted to chow down on some shrimp.

Instead of paying for them like your typical consumer, he allegedly shoved the bag down his pants and tried to saunter out of the store.

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2,500 Rubber Duckies Stolen in Illinois [VIDEO]
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Diabolical Ducky Desperados: 2,500 Rubber Duckies Stolen in Illinois [VIDEO]

Thieves in Yorkville, Illinois have made off with a cache of 2,500 rubber duckies, which they stole from a police academy building of all places.

The Yorkville Citizen's Police Academy sells the rubber duckies for a few dollars each during an annual sale, with the proceeds going to buy equipment for the Yorkville Police Department.

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He Was Arrested for Drug Dealing and His Name is…Wait, What?!?

You can't make this stuff up. Okay, you can make it up, but many times you don't have to. From the Washington Post comes a story about a man arrested for dealing drugs, a man by the name of...Cokayne.

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California Mom Encourages Son in Fight, Gets Arrested [VIDEO]

This past week, a California mom was caught on video encouraging her son to body slam and beat down his opponent in a front-yard brawl.

The video was posted to YouTube and features 33-year-old mother Jennifer Zuniga standing along the sideline coaching her child as two boys take swings at each other.

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