Dumb Criminals

Have you ever been stopped by police and you didn't want to give them your real name when asked? We all know that it's against the law to give a fake name, even to carry a fake ID but, sometimes you have to give someone credit for creativity...

I've heard of people going to extremes to hide dope from police but, this is ridiculous. A woman in Corsicana, Texas, a town south of Dallas actually pooped in her pants in an attempt to hide crack cocaine, a crack pipe, and an allegedly stolen Valentine's card ...

What began as a typical robbery took a hilarious turn for the worse for a criminal in Houston.

A Dallas woman is facing felony charges are drunkenly destroyed two original pieces from one of America's most iconic artists.

Alright Wichita Falls, you got me. Nothing will beat this story this week. I'm calling it now.

What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?

Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

I don't know how this puppy is still alive.

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.

Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.

Crackheads have the most fun. Okay, that's probably not true. This homeowner was so mad about what was going on in his house he did something stupid.