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Canadian Jailers Confiscate the Strangest Things

One can probably pretty well imagine what kinds of contraband makes its way behind bars, items like drugs, items to help an inmate escape, weapons, and nuisance items, just to name a few. In Canada however, along with the above items, prison officials say they have taken some pretty unusual items, including a raw chicken, and even a snow tire.  Wait, What?!

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Facebook : #1 New Place to Hire an Assassin

I knew that damned ole facebook was gonna be trouble. But ruining marriages is one thing. Addiction to "Farmville" is stupid and irritating to hear someone talk about, but it's not the real problem now either.

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PICTURE BY SPRING HILL POLICE
PICTURE BY SPRING HILL POLICE
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Creepy Pervert of the Day

Of course, a sexual offender can look like many things. But this guy is classic. I bet he drives a non-descript, white van full of candy and old Disney VHS tapes. He probably looks for kids with their names on their shirt, so he can call them by name. "Hey Timmy, your mom couldn't make it today, so she asked me to come pick you up at school today. so, c'mon...get in the van".

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Dude, You Forgot Your Bong!

The cab driver ended up not pressing charges against a man who took off without paying for a taxi ride, a man who not only left his ID, but also his bong behind. Police in Wilmette, Illinois say that earlier this month, 19 yr old Christopher Porter of Evanston got into a taxicab with another man at around 2:30am. On the ride, the other man was dropped off along the way, with the understanding that Porter would be paying the total fare. That's when the hilarity ensued.

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Photo Courtesy Pinellas Sheriff's Dept.
Photo Courtesy Pinellas Sheriff's Dept.
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71 Year Old Man is a Serial Graffitist

Okay, I'm exaggerating a little bit. The guy arrested in Florida for spray painting graffiti on a utility pole, wasn't exactly painting gang-related material or anything, but he was making a political statement of sorts.

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Man Goes to Extremes to Hide from Police after Crashing into Condo Carport

A 56 yr old Washington State man is in hot water, after crashing his car into a condominium this week, and believe me, he can really use the hot water, along with a lot of soap, since he doused himself with human waste and hid in a portable toilet.

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Undercover Investigation Finds More than Donuts for Sale at NJ Dunkin Donuts

Who doesn't like donuts? Hardly anybody, right? Typically, you get a cup of coffee with your donuts, or maybe some milk or juice, but a worker at a New Jersey Dunkin Donuts location was offering something more for your money.

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Thief Driving Backhoe Smashes Through an ATM – Watch the Incredible Video

In Pine Prairie, Louisiana, a thief attempted to rob an ATM on Monday by breaking it open with a piece of heavy construction equipment, ‘The Early Show’ reports — and the incident was caught on the store’s security camera.

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Hoarder’s Son Attacks Reporter on Live TV !!

Who doesn't love to see a reporter get f'd with on live TV? It's usually nothing too serious or mean. I once did a chicken dance behind a local reporter in an attempt to get free publicity for 106.9 The Rock. Everytime whe'd try to move away from me, I'd creep back up behind her in the picture. Good times, Good times!!

This particular reporter was at the scene of a "hoarding" situation. Some crazy naked person was spotted outside of an apartment and when people followed them in, they discovered an apartment that was piled to the ceiling with trash, junk and animals.

Evidently, the hoarder's son shows up and doesn't like the fact that the news crew is there. Watch for yourself.

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Photo Courtesy Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office
Photo Courtesy Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office
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Former Cop Faces Felony Charges over ATV Joyride

There are crazies in Florida. It seems like we are always reading stories about people going off the deep end in that state, from drunks leading police on a golf cart chase, to drunken parents ruining their kids' birthday parties. This time though, it's a fired cop who's in trouble over an ATV joyride, where he allegedly ran over 2 people.

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Paco The Chihuahua…Dog Cop

This is too funny. I've always said that if most big dogs had the mentality of little dogs, we would all be in trouble. You know the type.

Yappy. Annoying.

The kind that snarl their teeth at you. The kind that's bite may or may not even break the skin and really just pisses you off more than anything.

The robbers in this video know a dog like that too. One they won't soon forget. Check out the video.

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anitakhart, Flickr
anitakhart, Flickr
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Thieves Steal 21 Tons of Ketchup and Mustard

Thieves who made off with a semitrailer near Vienna, Austria better have a lot of hot dogs.

The trailer, parked in a lot and stolen over the weekend, contained 21 tons of ketchup and mustard.

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