Dumb Criminals

Being a valet in Miami's classy South Beach district probably has it's perks.  The pay may be crap but I bet the tips are worth it.  I also be you get to drive some really rare, expensive cars. Well for one valet in South Beach, that scenario didn't play out so well...

The FBI’s Uniform Crime Reports compile crime statistics on hundreds of metro areas. The latest numbers, which track the data from 2013, reveal some interesting tidbits about Texas cities. Surprisingly, it isn't the major cities making much noise on the list...

It's not a surprise that this guy was taken downtown.

It's the holiday season, so you know what they say: let it blow, let it blow, let it blow.

In a total ironic twist, Brevard County deputies in Florida have determined that Matthew Riggins, 22, was killed by an alligator in Barefoot Bay lake on Nov. 23 while possibly hiding to avoid law enforcement. Deputies responded to calls in Barefoot Bay on Nov...

The force is strong with this one. The Ft. Worth Police Department posted a hilarious spoof recruitment video on Dec. 3, that won't win the officer any Oscars, but will certainly make the residents of Fort Worth quiver in fear at the thought of the Sith Lord as a cop...

Yeah, we didn't see that one coming either. If you remember we brought you a blog a few weeks ago about Sarah Furay from College Station, TX. Sarah was named as "having the happiest mugshot in America" after smiling during her booking photo...

Oh America....where did we go wrong? 37-year-old Levi Richeson of Helena, Montana got into an argument with his wife last month and unfortunately when his wife refused a request, the argument escalated so Richeson attempted to stab her with a set of elk antlers...

If you've been anywhere near social media the last few days you've probably seen the photo of the poor dog whose muzzle was taped shut by its owner. The outrage caused the photo to go viral almost immediately with tons of people calling for the woman responsible to be arrested and brought up on animal cruelty charges...

A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.

Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.

MURICA!!! Like I would have thought this would be at any other place. Police in Greenville Ohio are on the lookout for a woman they say assaulted another woman in line at the customer service desk at the local Walmart. In the video we see there's no "allegedly" about it...