Here’s a little pro tip for those of you planning on holding up a convenience store: make sure a cop isn’t standing right behind you. Otherwise you’ll look like an idiot like the criminal in this video.
I was just talking a few days ago about how it's been a while since I saw anything about a female teacher getting busted for getting it on with a male student. There for a while it seemed like an epidemic.
But then it happened. I read a story about just that, coming out of Canada this time. So I decided to implement my idea of a visual slide show of all the infamous teachers that have gone this route. But wouldn't ya know it? CBS beat me to it.
A man who was allegedly burglarizing a Wichita, Kansas home was caught in the act...the act of napping, that is. Police say a 35 yr old unnamed homeless man broke into a home over the weekend, rounded up some items he was going to steal, but then decided he needed a shower first.
Josephine Smith wasn’t kidding when she approached 69-year-old Milton Ellis Wednesday night in the parking lot of a shuttered St. Petersburg, Florida Hooters and declared “I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you.”
A man dressed as Gumby made such a horrible attempt at robbing a 7-11 store that the clerk thought it was all a joke. The assailant told the clerk he was being robbed then fumbled inside his costume as if he was going to pull out a gun. He ended up dropping 27 cents on the floor and being told by the man behind the counter “not to waste his time.”
After abandoning his car in the middle of a busy interstate, Cicero, Indiana man Bryon Womack stripped down to his shorts and shoes began marching along the side of the highway while swinging a 35-inch samurai sword ”up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”
Well, it didn’t take long for the police to get involved, and after a brief struggle in which Womack tried to jump in another vehicle, he was cuffed and brought to the station, where he channeled Sonny The Cuckoo bird and blamed his erratic behavior on being “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.”
Leah Gibbs was so impressed with Adam Minton’s Facebook profile that she agreed to go on a date with the man she knew just through the social networking site.
The 23-year-old Australian woman probably realized this wasn’t going to be a traditional date when Minton kicked it off by asking her to drive him to a betting parlor and then wait in the car while he presumably made a wager.
Maybe quality time with the kids isn’t always a positive thing: AM NY reports that one father that not only made his infant daughter an accomplice to a drug deal but used her stroller to transport heroin and firearms.
It was like a scene from a movie. A man wearing a hoodie walks into a Boston bank, with the intention of robbing it. He gets up to the teller window, where he hands the teller a note that reads "give me all your money." You can almost feel the tension and suspense, that is, until the teller refuses the would-be robber, saying that the window is closed. Ouch! That hurts.
Yup, those really were snakes in Eric Fiegel’s pocket.
Security cameras at Mesa, Arizona’s Predators Reptile Center caught the 22-year-old stuffing five $800 baby sharp albino boa constrictors into his shorts, and then leaving the premises.
Here's a change of pace from the criminal justice system, where suspects are always 'innocent' or were 'at home sleeping' when a crime occurred. A suspect in a case involving an Oakland Park, Fla. brothel was surprisingly honest when a judge asked him what he did for a living. That's when, after a short pause, 45 yr old Willie David Rice answered "criminal."
Rice was in court to answer charges of guarding the brothel, known as the "Boom Boom Room."
Now, a man who was once nicknamed "Nails" for his toughness, will be called..."Harley's Douche Bag of the Day".
