Best of the net

You know what they say...Monkey see, monkey doo doo. Well this should be a lesson learned by everyone especially this little girl and her family. Don't piss off the wild animal in a cage. You see a little girl and her friend approach the corner where the monkey is, throw something at it, and taunt him with hand gestures...

One of my favorite things to watch during the Olympics if definitely women's beach volleyball. Their uniforms are nothing more than a barely cover anythign bikini and I'm kind of OK with that. The Brazilians take the gold in the butt category by the way...

Olympics coverage is a rich vein of blog worth material if you know how to look for it. Sure, anyone can blog about who won what medal but I like to go a little further. At the moment I'm working on some gems that commentators have said that can totally have some sexual undertones...

As if building IKEA furniture wasn't unnecessarily hard to begin with try doing it while under the influence of psychedelic drugs. That's what Giancarlo and Nicole attempted to do in something known as "HIKEA". Which, is pretty self explanatory...

As if America isn't fat enough (myself included) Burger King has announced plans to roll out something they're hoping to appeal to the Taco Bell demographic (stoners and teenagers....and stoned teenagers) called the Whopperito. It's pretty self explanatory...

Yeah, I know. Headlines can be so misleading but rest assured this one is not. The Smithsonian Museum (yeah that one) is looking for someone to travel around sampling and chronicling beer. Sees easy enough right? Well they're not just hiring any guy (or gal) off the street...

Remember the Ice Bucket challenge? It was all the rage back in 2014. Hell, I even went big with the challenge having a front end loader full of ice water dumped over my head. Well, good news from all that money raised...it worked! Now, the ALS Association says money raised from the viral trend helped lead to an important breakthrough in the neuromuscular disorder...

Famous TV psychic "Miss Cleo" has passed away at this morning after a long bout with cancer. She was 53. Cleo, who's real name was Youree Harris, shot to fame portraying a Jamaican psychic during the 90's with her famous catch phrase "CALL ME NOW" Miss Cleo was actually born in L...

The title pretty much says it all. During a drive on a Chicago highway, a driver caught on camera just exactly what happens when mother nature gets tired of utility poles. I've been in a pretty bad lightning storm before. When I was in college I was leaving work one night and lightning struck the tower on top of the student radio station and I must say, 2 drops of pee came out...

It's not rocket science....well....maybe it is. McGill University astrophysicist Robert Rutledge ran the numbers, breaking down the speeches into distinct phrases of a few words each ― “word is your bond,” “because we want our children,” “willingness to work for them” and so on...

I often say bartending is definitely a skill. Sure, you can pour your own drinks but why not ask a professional to do it for you? After all, they often have a vast knowledge of all things spirits...it's something I often trust to professionals...

OK I'm going to admit. I wasn't very big on the original Magnificent Seven. My dad was a fan and tried to get me to watch it but to no avail...I just couldn't get interested. Well...until now. In true Hollywood fashion, it has been rebooted and I must say, the new trailer looks pretty bad ass...