Axl Rose Injures Leg While Dancing on a Table

Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses injured his leg in Moscow by falling off a table he was dancing on to celebrate the opening of his band’s European tour.

“Can you say HemaToma?!,” the singer asked while posting a photo of the resulting, and rather gruesome bruise on his Twitter account. Well, we can define it with some help from Merriam Webster: “a mass of usually clotted blood that forms in a tissue, organ, or body space as a result of a broken blood vessel.”

According to Komsomolskaya Pravda, and please, be sure to check and make sure the translation is accurate, Rose needed medical attention and was unable to travel with the rest of his band on their originally scheduled flight to Dublin for tonight’s (May 17) concert.

However he is expected to make a later flight in time for the performance. Which is good, we wouldn’t want his Cal Ripken-like streak of on-time concert performances to end as a result of a little partying, right?