Patrick Bateman
Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station
If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”)
This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.
Eden — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Eden — a 24-year-old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who’s into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She’s also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.
Ardis VanFossan — Babe of the Day
Ardis is a 27-year-old model who was born in Michigan and raised in Wichita, Kansas.
GoGo — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.
‘Suck Bang Blow’ Says Manly Motorcycle Burnouts Are a First Amendment Right
A biker bar in the Murrels Inlet section of Myrtle Beach, SC that goes by the oh-so-fun-to-say name of “Suck Bang Blow” is fighting for its customers’ right to churn out “burnouts.”
Laura Michelle Prestin — Babe of the Day
Laura’s a 27-year-old Canadian/Egyptian model, personal trainer, and health, fitness & beauty blogger from Toronto.
100 Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012
Hot women of 2012 assemble! We’re at the midway point of 2012, which means everyone feels compelled to take a look back at the first half of the year before turning a keen eye to the months ahead. For us, that means reviewing the millions of maidens, misses, minxes, Mrs. and other hot women who’ve graced our computer screens to determine the 100 hottest. It’s what dudes do.
Lisa Opie — Babe of the Day
Lisa’s a 21-year-old model living in Miami, FL who’s Miss North Dakota United States 2012.
Ashton Taylor — Babe of the Day
Ashton’s a 29 year old model who’s a World Bodybuilding and Fitness Federation Diva that was named Miss MySpace USA in June 2008 and October 2009.
Yelinice Lopez — Babe of the Day
Yelinice is a 19-year-old model originally from Arecibo, Puerto Rico who now lives in Raleigh, North Carolina via the Savannah, Georgia area.
Felina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
LeAnn Michele — Babe of the Day
LeAnn is a 25-year-old model from Corona, California who’s currently in the running for Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest.