Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Binder Clip Benny — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Venice Beach, CA
Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples
Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.
Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.
His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"
Pinky TuskaOhDear — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Cotton candy factory, after hours.
Alexis Fraser — Celeb Crush
This Chicago native stole our hearts with her drum painting video. Also, she's a babe.
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."
Go Here: World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Kansas
Cawker City, Kansas may not be a thriving metropolis, but they've got one claim to fame: The city boasts the World's Largest Ball of Twine, and it grows bigger every day. What? I'm confused too, but I love their dedication.
Rihanna — Celeb Crush
Why today? Because today, she became a badass on Twitter, and badasses make us crush hard.
Marry Me Melissa — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Charm School.
Have Yourself a Sexy Little Christmas — The [Fairer Se]X Files
We're past that old stigma about vibrators, aren't we fellas? I'm asking you, mostly. Us dames have pretty much always been fans.
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
Sultry Santa — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: County lockup.
Achievements: Ruining Christmas for all five people pictured, and an estimated many more.
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.
Never Bang Your Unicorn — The [Fairer Se]X Files
The kind of unicorn I'm talking about may not have a horn and a mane, but it's definitely a mythical creature.