Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
The Qwerty Family — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house.
Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else.
Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together.
Family Motto: “Tag me!"
My New Year’s Resolution is to Quit Having “Guilty Pleasures” — The Fairer Se[X Files]
Hi, I'm Jackie and I'm a grown up punk who genuinely adores Taylor Swift. Note: If you think this picture is embarrassing, just wait.
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Last man standing at the Ahnapee, Wisconsin Elk's Club New Years Extravaganza.
Occupation: Rocket scientist.
What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?"
What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, but none by him...
Go Here: Button King Museum in South Carolina
For Dalton Stevens, it all started with a case of insomnia.
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.
Toddler Hatching Killer Snakes in His Wardrobe is Just One More Reason We’re Not Procreating
Aren't children precious?
Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]
I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she's married, and that's not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it -- wait, really? Everyone shut up.
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun
Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State
How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).
Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
How to Spot a Rebounder — The [Fairer Se]X Files
You know that scene in 'The Hunger Games,' when the glass tubes that each teen warrior is protected by retract, and every blood-thirsty child begins either a frantic retreat toward the safety of the woods, or an aggressive dash towards the cornucopia filled with supplies, despite the danger? That's kinda what it's like being newly-single.
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Plainfield, NJ
Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Likes: Anything pink, unicorns, walks on the beach, manicures.
Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach, pedicures.
His Motto: “The socks stay ON...
Bury Us at Funeraria López, The Sexiest Funeral Home Ever
We have some questions for this Mexican funeral home. Go on, watch. We'll wait.
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.