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Darryl Droppings — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Darryl Droppings, "The Pied Piper of Flying Rats"
Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan
Occupation: Professional spectacle.
Hobbies: Making new friends and "sending messages to them." (Unfortunately, these birds are not trained to deliver messages, so all correspondence has gone unanswered thus far...
RJen Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Usually, when we get our Suicide Girl of the Day sent to us, we get pictures of a sexy babe, and her profile. This morning we only got the pics, so we used our imagination. Introducing: RJen Suicide.
Check Out These Disney Princess Babes
God, what we wouldn't give to be "part of her world."
Dating The Undead: Our 10-Step Guide to Bagging a Zombie Babe
'Walking Dead' is back, and we're stoked! Because we're dudes, we spend a lot of time thinking about zombie babes -- You too? Here's our quick, 10-step guide to dating the undead.
Watch This Fake But Hilarious Campaign Video
What if real politicians were very open about their blunders?
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats
Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY
Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).
Hobbies: Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots...
Tabitha Tubesock — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Tabitha Tubesock
Location: Palm Springs, Florida
Occupation: Collections agent for Columbia House, on the overnight shift.
Hobbies:Dumpster divin', extreme coupon-in' and stayin' up all night.
6 Things I Can’t Live Without: Truck stop diners, podcasts, eyeliner, Wild Cherry Pepsi, industrial work gloves, and Virginia Slims...
5 Things Your Future Grandkids Won’t Believe Were Real
There are some things from the recent past that are so ridiculous that we almost don't believe they really existed. In 25 years, though, they'll seem even more unbelievable. Here's our list of 5 things we'd like to put in a time capsule, so we have proof that they were, in fact, real. ...
Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots
Location: Deer Park, Long Island
Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St...
10 WTF Jobs That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Job
Got the Thursday 'Workin' Man's Blues?' Cheer up, it could be worse. Trust us.
Peaches N’ Creamy – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order)
Location: "Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily."
Occupation: Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez...
A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Leaked and It’s Weird
A sex tape of the 59-year-old former WWE Heavyweight Champion of the Universe leaked yesterday, and it's...not what we were expecting.